codybrumfield

@codybrumfield@kbin.social
codybrumfield,

I like how everyone they interview for this is someone no one really wants to hang out with. They sound nice but come on. If a fat dude who wears an LSU jersey to work every Friday is ever like, “I’m gonna be cooking some shit up in the park next Wednesday after work. Got a keg. Come on by on your way home.” we’d all go get a plate.

codybrumfield,

Cars might be the worst product category, full stop. They should reintroduce Truckasauruses to the wild so we can have walkable cities again. (Like when Yellowstone reintroduced wolves and everything got better.)

U.S., FBI Hoovering Up DNA at a Pace That Rivals China, Holds 21 Million Samples and Counting (theintercept.com)

In an April 2023 statement submitted to the U.S. Congress to explain the budget request, FBI Director Christopher Wray cited several factors that had “significantly expanded the DNA processing requirements of the FBI.” He said the FBI collected around 90,000 samples a month — “over 10 times the historical sample...

codybrumfield,

The FBI would never have anything to do with the word Hoover.

codybrumfield,

I need a benchmark for how fast a browser allows me to mindlessly reopen the same bookmark(s) even though I just closed the tab(s). That’s my most common task in Firefox.

codybrumfield,

Don’t blame America for this one. We usually get the Sky broadcast from the UK. It’s Englishitification if anything.

codybrumfield,

I’m starting to think that ayatollah guy isn’t on the up and up. Been smoking those left-handed cigarettes if you ask me.

codybrumfield,

Seersucker suits and a good handkerchief. And you should say, “Heavens, it’s warm today.” and sup juleps.

codybrumfield,

The most predictable part of every right wing South American coup attempt is that there will be an Op-Ed in The NY Times by an idealistic young woman named Esmeralda Santa Maria or whatever saying, “Please, America, save my brave people from the trade unionists.” and then she’ll turn out to be the granddaughter of former Finance Minister Enrique Von Braun or whoever.

codybrumfield,

Gerrymandering is half the reason people don’t vote. If an election isn’t competitive and there’s significant roadblocks put in your way, you might not vote either. Imagine having two jobs and kids and a long ass line at a voting precinct that isn’t within walking distance.

codybrumfield,

Beach moose.

codybrumfield,

I think I’ve visited Reddit’s homepage (not via Google) twice since I setup Kbin and Lemmy accounts and they were both to find out how a group of people I rarely interact with live their lives:

  1. When Trump got indicted for the coup, I checked out some right wing subreddits to see if they were taking it in stride or were gonna be goons about it.
  2. Taylor Swift announced multiple shows in my city and I was trying to figure out if Swifties travel like jam band fans or what. (My office is basically next to the arena and I have no idea how hard Swifties go.)
codybrumfield,

We should probably never underestimate some people’s addiction to clout.

codybrumfield,

“Live Every Chair and Swing” will now be the lyrics.

codybrumfield,

Fun fact: the folding chair was invented by an African American in the early 1900’s.

codybrumfield,

So, you wouldn’t need a hot water heater. Good for the environment and the pocket book.

codybrumfield,

If you’re just looking to learn something new, why not try an immutable OS like Fedora Silverblue? It’s an easier install than Arch, obviously, but there’s lots of differences from a standard distro. There’s security upsides but also consequences to work around.

codybrumfield,

I always thought the reason school days go from 7-3 or 8-4 (or whatever) is usually more about bus scheduling and logistics. And high schools historically start earliest (despite it being worse for teens) so older siblings will be home and can watch younger siblings after school.

Maybe that’s just what I was told growing up but if every school did 9-5, they would need more bus drivers.

codybrumfield,

QAnon people are posting photos of child sexual assaults “to raise awareness” because they’re too fucking stupid to realize that’s still insanely illegal and you don’t get to rob banks to raise awareness of bank robbers. (Or they’re just pedophiles trying to share images via a loophole that doesn’t exist.)

One prominent conservative guy got flagged by Twitter and had his account suspended. Elon claims only a few employees saw the image but that turned out to be a lie. It was up for 4 days and had something like 8000+ RTs and 1.3 million views. Elon basically intervened and unsuspended the guy’s account.

Also, if you’d like additional context, [insert photo of Musk with Gislaine Maxwell].

codybrumfield,

I don’t think Texas should be allowed to use hamster wheels for critical electricity generation anymore. Hamsters die way too often. And while we’re at it, we should ban adults from wearing cowboy costumes until we figure out if they’re groomers or actual cowboys. Kids won’t be safe until they know which adults have ponies and which are just pretending and up to no good.

codybrumfield,

If they weren’t that ridiculous about security, a rowdy teen might score some brew. Or worse, an unauthorized person might trick an innocent business into making them pay payroll taxes. Imagine what a dystopian world it would be if fake IDs existed.

codybrumfield,

I don’t think there should be blind hostility but it should be clear that any hint of embrace, extend, extinguish will result in hostile actions like defederation. I also don’t think targeted ad tech companies share the goals of the Fediverse. I wouldn’t be bothered if instances had sponsors (as in, “/Kbin is made possible by support from Cloudflare”) like all non-profit media. But any sort of targeted ads based on user activity/data should be ruled out as a way to fund the metaverse.

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