@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne
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BlippyTheWonderSlug

@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne

Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany (then still West Germany) sometime in 1959.

⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️

Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.

THIS IS MY OLD ACCOUNT

Moved to https://ieji.de/@BlippyTheWonderSlug

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BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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🎼 Let me tell you how it will be
The cats just will not let me be

🎶 'Cause I'm the cat man
Yea.ah
I'm the cat ma.an 🎵

If you let 'em out 🎸
(They want back in)
If you give 'em love
(They'll scratch your chin)

🎵 Yes I'm the cat man
Yea.ah
I'm the cat ma.an 🎶

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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That Cyndi Lauper/Laura Dern pic that's making the rounds...

Is it sad that I can't tell which is which?

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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🤣 I heard the host ask "what is a fuckboy?" They're discussing fuckboys on .

SMH

German TV. 😜

bencurthoys, to random
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That's next week fucked then.

(Smallest daughter is finding swearing big and clever and funny. I guess we could be doing more to discourage her, but the trouble is, when she does it, it is really funny.)

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@angiebaby
+1

...also as a framed print or photo. What I see has classic framing, form, and focus. The child has artistic potential.

Etsy opportunity!

@bencurthoys

Heliograph, to random
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such nice colour such bad weed 😬

Obnoxious weed with two beautiful purple flowers called morning glory
Obnoxious weed morning glory completely overgrown an entire suburbian park
Obnoxious weed morning glory completely overgrown an entire suburbian park

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@melissabeartrix
🤣🤣 Literal spit take!

Even after getting context, it's weird "hearing" those words outta your "mouth."

@Heliograph

MorpheusB, to australia
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Most of us are familiar with hemp clothing, and some of us have tried eating hemp seeds with yoghurt or blending them into smoothies.

It's been hailed as a superfood that can even be used to replace plastic, so hemp seems like an obvious crop for Australian farmers to embrace.

But six years after it was first approved as food, the industry in Australia is going backwards.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-24/hemp-industry-challenges-for-growth-in-australia/103471584

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@sister_ratched @treleanor @MorpheusB
This.

De-hulled seeds make a good/great nut butter. Think of 'em as tiny peanuts.

Also, cooking/cleaning/combustion oil.

It truly is a wonder plant.

But, Reefer Madness.

Tax/Big Alcohol/Big Pharma/Big Chemical had little use for a weed that grows everywhere, so we got Reefer Madness.

Until the 1920s, it was a regular, everyday thing, and part of the "accepted pharmacopeia." 🤣 It was grown here during Charlemagne's time. In the Imperial Bee Gardens.

RickiTarr, to random
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Since I've talked a lot about change today, I'll ask a question about it:

If you've changed something in your life or about yourself, how did you do it, and why?

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@RickiTarr
I've stopped gigging/playing bass publicly, because
any opportunities to play "use up too many spoons" getting to/from the venue.

  • or -
    the bang is no longer worth the buck.

(I still plink at home)

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to harleyquinn
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🤣 She found a ring of some sort to play fetch with. It's her new favorite.

Looking at Harley through the ring she brought me.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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It's that time once more
The hunt calls, I must away
And turn on the sign

dgar, to random
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BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@dgar
Milking school.

whistles innocently

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@TheAuthorVivian

yurnidiot, to metallica
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i'm just going to leave this here 💃🤘🎸

#Metallica #AnnMargret #dancing

clip from "bye bye birdie" (1963) of ann-margret wearing pink outfit and other people dancing, set to audio of metallica's master of puppets

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@PsychoMiko @TheBreadmonkey @yurnidiot

Bats filmed upside down.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to animals
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Yoshi One-Eye sits in the box the cat tree came in.

😜 It has hypocaust heating; that particular corner catches the edge of the hot water pipes going to the bathroom. The cushion is always warm, and there is usually a cat sleeping on it.

Yoshi's lain down now, too. I expect to hear her "snores" before to much longer. 🤣

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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Stinkbugs are waking up.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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I just wanna say...

Thank you to all the sys.admins that are dealing with the current shitshow, and keeping the shitflow off our timelines.

It's tedious work, for not much reward, and even less recognition... a "cleaner" instance is about it.

I want you, sys.admin moderation person, to know that I, personally, appreciate what you're doing.

I raise my bong at you.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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Re: the "brown note."

😜 I did research.

I found an octave dropper, and cabinet that was capable of reproducing 1 - 20 Hz, made sure my own bowel was empty, and brought it to a blues jam.

While no one shit their pants, several patrons, including myself, got queasy from the subsonic bowel shaking. 🤣

My conclusion is that the "brown note" is myth, but making people puke isn't.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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Two weeks ago, it was a woman queefing out 🎶 Freres Jacques on a recorder stuck up her twat.

Last week it was fart tricks.

I shudder to think what tonight brings.

I tell ya, man, German TV is... different.

A woman queefs out Freres Jacques on a recorder stuck up her twat

Rasta, to hiking

When my wife and I go hiking or exploring in any woodland, or anywhere, it seems, I have become a Tick Magnet. They love the taste of me, because I'm always picking them off, even after just a walk on a gravel pathway.

"Wood tick or American dog tick, is known to carry bacteria responsible for several diseases in humans, including Rocky Mountain spotted fever and Tularemia."

The name discourages me from in the "Woodtick Recreation Area" in 😎​
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Q41WQrjfG4adVxvi6

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@Rasta
I know a place...

Rasta, to random

What's in it for me?

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@Rasta @melissabeartrix
gathers up cameras, mics, lights, mixboard, and makeup

lokks around

Do we need these?

kicks box of dildos, featherwhips, clamps, lotions, restraints, etc

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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notices the time, and begins preparing for the top of the hour

melissabeartrix, to random
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Do you, ever think your soul mate has already died ?

Hugz & xXx

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@melissabeartrix
I don't think, I know. Twice. (2 different loves)

Fortunately, love is an infinite resource. If one runs out of love, something is seriously wrong.

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@melissabeartrix
Even if I did (which I didn't), it's no huhu... I give myself a five minute window, and if I don't make it, there's the hh:20 backup bot.

😜 On the love thing, it's true. Love has no limits. There's ALWAYS more.

And it does not give a single, solitary fuck where it lands.

Rasta, to random

I have enough snow already..

I warned you!
Never trust a groundhog!

Snow can come anytime. We're told tomorrow. I have to bring a shovel in. I lost one last storm that won't resurface until spring.

Other than that, clearing away stuff, the hardest thing to do, get rid of stuff. I don't want most of it.
So, if you are looking for a widget or something, ask before I get rid of it.
--the--snow--wall--is--still--tall--

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@Rasta
insert inappropriate/NSFW snowblower image here

mina, to random German
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Guten Morgen, allseits!

Kleine Erfrischung gefällig?

From a vintage film. Two women standing smiling besides each other. One is holding a bucket. She starts to grin and empties the water in the bucket into the face of the other, who, in turn, reacts by trying to hit the other.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@mina
😜 Was ist eigentlich "Slug" auf Deutsch? Es könnte doch nicht tatsächlich Naktschnecke sein... 🤣

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