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eribosot

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I remember damage. And escape. Fan of #crows, #StarTrek and the #Japanese language, among many other things. Currently posting one frog species per day. If I keep this up, I should be done in about 20 years. My toots are searchable.

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On the Serious Trouble podcast, host Ken White aka @Popehat, a federal lawyer, explains the "cockroach in the spaghetti" defense. It goes like this:

"Members of the jury, if you were in a restaurant and you found a cockroach in your spaghetti, would you eat around it or send back the dish?"

In Trump's Stormy Daniels case, Michael Cohen is the cockroach that the prosecution is asking you to eat around, so according to this argument, the jury should send back the spaghetti = dismiss the case.

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Reticulated tree frog (Dendropsophus reticulatus) photographed by Amadeus Plewnia

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In my mind, I'm the CEO of a company that handles the print distribution of those glitzy yearly reports that charitable organizations like to put out. The company would be called No Good Deed Goes Unpublished.

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Seropédica tree frog (Dendropsophus pseudomeridianus) photographed by Henrique Nogueira

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What is the raison d'etre of raisins?

eribosot,
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@davidho I mean, the ball is RIGHT THERE, all you have to do is kick it in.

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San Agustin Tree Frog (Dendropsophus praestans) photographed by Angie Tovar Ortiz

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A sign in the Georgian restaurant where I had dinner today

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San Carlos treefrog or San Carlos dwarf treefrog (Dendropsophus phlebodes) photographed by Hugo Claessen

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Imagine you get an email from a female friend who tells you she's been proposed to by 3 different men in one day.

Man #1 runs a lunatic asylum and plays with a lancet while proposing.

Man #2 is American and uses what she calls "slang." Here are his exact words: "Won't you just hitch up alongside of me and let us go down the long road together, driving in double harness?"

The friend explains that she went for Man #3, without really explaining why.

Thoughts?

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@noctuaminervae I’ll keep reading and will let you know if Man #3 turns out to be actually a bear.

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Betania tree frog (Dendropsophus pelidna) photographed by the Division of Herpetology of the University of Kansas

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Pauini tree frog (Dendropsophus pauiniensis) photographed by Vincent A. Vos

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I'm wondering how long it will take for "He/She looked AI-generated" to catch on as an insult.

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Tesla vehicle in Full-Self Driving mode appeared to fail to detect a moving train and stop on its own, leading to a chaotic accident.
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/tesla-owner-says-cars-self-driving-mode-fsd-train-crash-video-rcna153345

eribosot,
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@w7voa Makes sense, Elongated Muskrat's mind can't conceive of public transport, unless it's his own gadgetbahn fantasy, the hyperloop.

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Sarayacu tree frog (Dendropsophus parviceps) photographed by Andreas Schlüter.

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  • eribosot,
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    @AlSweigart Technical writer here. You should really look into DITA and the principles of content reuse (rather than content cross-reference). Check out the book The DITA Style Guide, which you can find for free online.

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    Padre Luna tree frog (Dendropsophus padreluna) photographed by Giovanni Alberto Chaves Portilla

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    Where Hoteliers Feel Most Threatened by Climate Change

    In the 2024 edition of the European Accommodation Barometer, the study has revealed that 41% of European hoteliers believe that climate change will have a high or very high impact on their business in the next 3 years

    https://www.statista.com/chart/32242/share-of-hoteliers-who-believe-that-climate-change-will-have-a--very--high-impact-on-their-business-in-the-next-3-years/

    eribosot,
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    @Snoro This is a bit misleading. Impact does not equal threat. For example, the Netherlands has been experiencing unusually hot summers consistently for some time now, which I'm sure has had a positive impact on the hotel business. So it's quite possible that Dutch hoteliers don't consider climate change a threat, but a benefit.

    This is of course separate from the question whether climate change is a threat generally (it is) and whether hoteliers see it as such (they probably do).

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    We were walking down the street yesterday when some elderly lady in front of us was shouting loudly at nobody in particular as she was walking down the street.

    A man came cycling toward us. First he passed her and then, as he passed us, he shouted at us, "Corona vaccine! Corona vaccine!" while making a gesture like he was injecting himself with something.

    I'm still not sure if he was serious or just kidding, and if he was serious, I can't decide who was the crazier of the two.

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    Ozzy's tree frog (Dendropsophus ozzyi) photographed by Pedro L.V. Peloso. No word on whether he's named after Ozzy Osbourne. Personally I don't see the resemblance.

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    I'm so sorry for my loss.

    eribosot,
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    @paul "Reports of my death have been greatly AI-generated" --Mark TwAIn

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    Xeric tree frog (Dendropsophus oliveirai) photographed by Instituto Últimos Refúgios

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    The people who most deserve a relaxing massage due to the back-breaking, stressful work they do, are the people who can least afford it.

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    Google AI just telling people to drink piss. Perfect, no notes.

    https://x.com/dril/status/1787041991391584549

    eribosot,
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    @gamingonlinux The LLM was trained disproportionately on Bear Grylls shows.

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  • eribosot,
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    @GossiTheDog And to think people said that there's no common ground between the two parties.

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