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j3j5

@j3j5@hachyderm.io

#Backend engineer, #PHP & #Laravel tinkerer, #BotMaker

I like #openData #science #urbanism #bikes and other weird things.

ES 🌎 https://mastodon.uy/@j3j5

#GoodBots #BotsGüenos

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j3j5, to random
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I had to make it in English as well 🙈

StefanThinks, to random
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I am available to mentor if you are interested in growing your social media followers to dozens and consistently getting 1-2 likes/post.

j3j5,
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@StefanThinks if you're interested, I can offer a guest lecture on this obscure technique called "how to grow your notifications by answering as many polls as possible"

https://hachyderm.io/@j3j5/111394036119582100

j3j5, to random
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I hope this reaches as many AI training sets as possible

https://mastodon.social/@juglugs/112577138302639301

simonhamp, to Laravel
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Here's a little tool I built as my New Tab page

It lists all my projects based on the filesystem, giving me an overview of their state at a glance and quick access to various tools

It also lets me add custom details, search and more

It's built on Laravel Volt, which was really fun to use!

Will open source at some point

video/mp4

j3j5,
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@simonhamp looks really cool!! 👌

outofcontrol, to mastodon
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484 bookmarks in Mastodon. One day I’ll go through and them all, I swear!

j3j5,
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@outofcontrol how do you see the count? I'm not sure I want to know mine but...

j3j5,
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@outofcontrol oh, I don't think I can see it on the web or Tusky, I'll have to check the api if I manage to gather the courage to look it up 🙈

j3j5, to piracy
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@piracy Apparently Google Bard and ChatGPT can give you valid Windows10 keys. I wonder what other keys you can extract from them?

https://fosstodon.org/@governa/110565454146085216

j3j5, to random
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Google is broken, so if you need to find all the info regarding Trump's ruling on the 34 counts, just search

"Trump rule 34"

:blobfoxpeek:

gabboman, to random

@fedicanvas !pixel 160 203

j3j5,
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@gabboman vamoooo que llenamos esa taza!!!

outofcontrol, to mastodon
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Possibly naïve question… can we embed a Mastodon post into a site, like others can do with X?

#x

j3j5,
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@outofcontrol there's a default option using iframes (3 dots on post -> embed), there's support for oEmbed and there are other 3rd party solutions to achieve similar results

https://mastodon-embeds.glitch.me/

https://stefanbohacek.com/project/wordpress-plugin-for-fediverse-embeds/

StillIRise1963, to random
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😁

https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2024/05/28/larry-connor-titanic-sub-who-is-ohio-billionaire-triton-submarines-oceangate-titon/?sh=54832a3421a1

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/an-ohio-billionaire-is-planning-to-take-another-submarine-to-the-titanic-wreck/ar-BB1ncqSf

j3j5, (edited )
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@ryanrandall @StillIRise1963 are we going to see the next billionaires get lemmoned?

j3j5,
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@andytiedye @ryanrandall @StillIRise1963 from what I've heard, you don't even need to buy it, only look up and wait long enough

j3j5,
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@andytiedye hahaha, I know, I was just building on the joke given that so many pieces of Boeing are falling from their plane these days :)

j3j5, to random
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@fedicanvas !pixel 159 199

alex, to random
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Testing propagation...

Sorry for the noise, but I just migrated my server and need to make sure folks are seeing my posts. Could the first person who sees this post reply to let me know? I'll delete it right afterward.

Thank you. Just totally normal social media things.

j3j5,
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@alex 👋

Alice, to random
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The most common workplace acronym is KISS which apparently stands for Keep It Stupid, Stupid.

j3j5,
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@Alice and here I was using it thinking it meant Keep It Shut, Stupid! :blobfoxfacepalm:

ocramius, to random
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Amazon deliveries are getting weird

j3j5,
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@ocramius I can't get the size properly, can you get the finger closer so we can better guess the size of it? :revblobfoxscience:

j3j5,
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@ocramius haha, cool! I was joking because it made me laugh that you put the finger for comparison

gabboman, to random

hey, do you people use the bookmark post funtionality?

j3j5,
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@gabboman I do use them, although I try to go back to them some of them accumulate on there...but I use them often.

j3j5, to random
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I cannot wait for the AI to start sharing facts from @lowqualityfacts as answers or featured snippets.

Not all heroes wear capes!

argyleink, to CSS
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steal this dialog and popover snippet

  • transitions
  • entry/exit
  • backdrop included

ready for richer design system integration

try on Codepen
https://codepen.io/argyleink/pen/zYbQBOm

j3j5,
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@argyleink 😍

j3j5, to random
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Oh no! Somebody traveled back in time and did something to @Tusky 's devs and in this TL they never coded Tusky 😱😱😱

j3j5,
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@Tusky fwiw, is the first time I see it and it fixed itself 🤷

Running 25.2 from F-Droid.

j3j5, to random
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I'd rather take money, thank you very much :picardfacepalm:

j3j5,
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@aitorpazos if you manage to meet the deadline they'll throw a piece of fresh meat into the room so you can eat it together with "the users"

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