sethlombardy

@sethlombardy@saturation.social

Vampires must move with their dirt. Playwright. Questing a postmodern Greek theatre. Currently wrighting Ambrogio The First Vampire.

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lowqualityfacts, to random
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Nature is crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

sethlombardy,

@lowqualityfacts "well, well, well - you never can tell ... well, well, well, there's my new shell" - probably Guns n Roses

kevinrothrock, to random

classic

sethlombardy,

@kevinrothrock it’s not called the dismal science for nothin’

AkaSci, (edited ) to random
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November 2 marks the last day of the Day of the Dead (Dia de los Muertos), the Mexican holiday that celebrates the lives of deceased friends and family. It is generally celebrated from Oct 31 to Nov 2.

The colorful holiday, celebrated in Mexico and by people of Mexican heritage, focuses on gatherings of family and friends to pray for and remember friends and family members who have died, and help support their spiritual journey.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_Dead

1/n

sethlombardy,

@AkaSci the continuous shot is magic if you can pull it off. goodfellas is a good example of this. holding out on seeing 1917 which i hear is a full-length engineering of this - but obv not the same thing. thanks for sharing.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Just learned that Wikipedia made over $150,000,000 last year. Low Quality Facts makes approximately $150,000,000 less annually, even though the quality of my facts is SIGNIFICANTLY lower. I feel like I'm going to be sick. Please support my Patreon to help fix this gross injustice.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

sethlombardy,

@lowqualityfacts You should commit a few cents to Wikipedia with each $1 you get. It’s existential capitalism.

ai6yr, to random
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LOL. 1945 expectations of wives. https://www.si.edu/object/advertisement-emerson-electric:npm_2004.2016.14

sethlombardy,

@ai6yr Never too busy! J-Mail, too. For Jody. The divorce rate in the United States in 1945 was the highest or close-to on record. Not sure why. lol

sethlombardy, to random

🎃 this is halloween by the citizens of halloween

https://music.apple.com/us/album/this-is-halloween/1440662430?i=1440662595

sethlombardy, to random

notes on the history of graph paper - from pat's blog

https://pballew.blogspot.com/2023/10/notes-on-history-of-graph-paper.html?m=1

juliancday, (edited ) to random
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One thing I've never really understood is just how much random astrological crap I end up seeing online. It's jumped the newspaper horoscopes and become something that people lowkey believe?

sethlombardy,

@juliancday dude nothing lowkey about astrology folks. they are legion. right behind yoga.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Please keep in mind that my 173rd Patreon subscriber will have the great benefit of putting "173rd Patron of Low Quality Facts" on their resume. Employers will look at this and think "Oh wow, 173 is my favorite number. They must be a wonderful person. Let's hire them immediately and also throw them a pizza party every single Friday".
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

sethlombardy,

@lowqualityfacts What’s my LQF Number? This might be bigger than Erdös.

ai6yr, to random
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This seems like a "jumped the shark" kind of moment for the writers of reality. "Argentina election: Javier Milei, TikTok economist, leads polls " https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-67170266?at_medium=mastodon&at_campaign=mastodon

sethlombardy,

@ai6yr this is awesome lol. the land of silver rivers and hyperinflation deserve this hero.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That makes sense.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

sethlombardy,

@lowqualityfacts LQF this is the kind of work I respect you for.

juliancday, to random
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Spending the evening reading in the basement while C has stuff on upstairs. Can't complain. Company's excellent.

sethlombardy,

@juliancday what are you reading?

sethlombardy,

@juliancday right on

juliancday, to random
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He just sat down during our walk and sniffed the air for a while.

sethlombardy,

@juliancday “stop, look, and listen so we don’t become lunch!”

sethlombardy, (edited )

@juliancday Always my dude. [I removed the comma bec im confused on second look but the comma made sense when i wrote it lol]

juliancday, to random
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Out wearing my Bookstore Brewing shirt, and the girl at the LC asked if I work for them. I've done it: I've hit the sweet spot of Guy Who Looks Like He Really Likes To Make Beer and Guy Who Looks Like He Reads A Lot.

sethlombardy,

@juliancday this is a great day!

ai6yr, to random
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Sure, of course that recliner is free... the prior owner appears to have been vaporized by alien laser beams!

sethlombardy,

@ai6yr i dig it. kinda retro vapor wave with a hint of vape pen. subtle.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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The system is rigged.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

sethlombardy,

@lowqualityfacts i think i heard niall ferguson say something about this

lowqualityfacts, to random
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They give me far too much credit. I have no idea how to use Microsoft Paint.

They've already unfollowed me after calling another one of my posts "boring, political, and gay", but to address their question, why does Low Quality Facts require a Patreon?

I don't know, the tobacco industry makes over 100 billion dollars a year. I'm just trying to cover rent. Support laughs, not lung cancer. Let's go with that one today.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

sethlombardy,

@lowqualityfacts Maaan … They don’t know the power of a fully-operational MS Paint suite. I made a U.S. Trademark with MS Paint. You’d love it. I even did this jacked-up camelcase ripoff ‘in the parlance of our times’ on the lettering. Hit delete.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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This is good to know.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

sethlombardy,

@lowqualityfacts Always Be Closing needs a theme band, too.

ai6yr, to random
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I swear one of the people in line when I got vaccinated today was getting the shot, but did not want the shot. Maybe there was a good reason there, but I'm thinking maybe he is just a . (flu shot maybe required for work?) Or maybe I just misheard him. 🤷 (Update: ah, maybe they just recovered from COVID, too, you can't get a vax if you were recently positive...)

sethlombardy,

@ai6yr you misheard. he said a ‘fool’ shot. haha pity him.

https://images.app.goo.gl/QUfrmgDQJ78VBVKK6

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Astronomy is so interesting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

sethlombardy,

@lowqualityfacts I heard about this. This is the thing that causes leap years.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I love samurai.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

sethlombardy,

@lowqualityfacts one of suzuki’s better models tbh

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

sethlombardy,

@lowqualityfacts Old souls! Not inaccurate.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That's crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

sethlombardy,

@lowqualityfacts all these years i was using flash-to-bang never knowin i was wrong

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