A gentle reminder to all the adults that forget things and also think they are indestructible: wear eye protection when playing nerf gun battles because age does not in fact mean appropriate aim is actually a thing. -sincerely, my right eye. #adulting#nerf#datenight#advice#safety
@fzer0 Alkohol vermindert die Schuldfähigkeit, aber nur wenn das Tätlichkeitsopfer eine Wahl hatte. Stell dir vor, A ist besoffen und hantiert mit der Nagelpistole, begrenzter Pressluftschlauch. B sagt sich, oh der ist besoffen, ich hab jetzt eine gute Rechtfertigung seine Knitterfresse zu bügeln.
Fünf minuten später: B hängt gekreuzigt am Scheunentor und A streift wie Rambo mit einem Stirnband, einem Poncho und einem Messer zwischen den Zähnen durch den gepflegten Bauerngarten.
the 8yo finally had a proper birthday party because summer madness and it was a #NERF party. every kid and parent got in there, and it was pretty great. they had a few different scenarios and a basketball court sized field of obstacles and tents and barricades.
it was great but i hurt from diving and rolling and falling🧍♂️
she's wanted a NERF war for years and i think we need to do that more often 😂
@joy that would be great, she's had it coming. it's been a really big year for that kid. there was a huge leap from november to june that was night and day. there's a lot to celebrate! 🙌🏻
