What happened before the invention of the crowbar?
Crows had to drink at home.
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Crows had to drink at home.
He was always spotted.
'cause he was UN-professional
Carlos
He couldn’t see that well.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
A receding hare-line.
What a re-leaf!
There’s too many cheetahs.
They have 18 half-lives
A spec-tater.
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
They gotta go fast!
“Catch you later!”
Because it’s unacceptable to sign an autograph using a firearm
He said nothing.
It’s no wonder I lost. He knew Karate and I only know Try Kwan D’oh!
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The owl.
Pencilvania.
Holland-ayyys