Anticorp, Why don’t we dress cool anymore?
Swedneck, because good clothes don’t fucking exist anymore, all you can buy is trash tier stuff made in an indonesian sweatshop by people who can barely afford food, which the shop then charges 200 bucks for.
it just makes no sense to buy anything other than tshirts and jeans these days, everything else is just extra profit to evil companies and isn’t of higher quality.
Back in the day clothes were actually high quality and practical, if you can get your hands on some authentic second hand stuff you’ll see the difference.
Leviathan, I wouldn’t really apply the word cool to a meticulously thought out, complicated outfit. Cool invokes effortlessness, this is anything but. This is impressive and grandiloquent.
Moneo, Lots of people do. Wear whatever you want.
Anticorp, Not like this they don’t! At least not in any of the places I frequent. Sure, people will dress pretty slick for formal parties now. I guess maybe this was all formal wear for its era, and not something worn daily. Or maybe it was worn daily for the very wealthy.
VirtualOdour, Yeah this was pretty rare fashion in its era, a small selection of the very rich wore it but most people were dressed far more blandly than the average today
braxy29, join a fashion hobbyist community. there are, in fact, many groups for people who want to dress up. some people dress up quite a lot, and this guy is an example.
KeenFlame, Yeah. They do.
Ultragigagigantic, I could dress cool… for money.
Anticorp, Or with money.
SimplyATable, I regularly wear a full-length cloak in public. Nothing is stopping you
Tikiporch, We’re not hiding the odeous stench of our bodies anymore.
unreachable,
Anticorp, Ew, gross! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Silentiea, Biggest reason? Dressing this fancy is expensive. Prohibitively, in many cases, at least as an every day thing. I like to dress up from time to time, but I would need a lot more fancy clothes in order to dress up to that degree every day.
intensely_human, Perhaps it is this man’s display of the wealth required to buy these dandy clothes which procures said marriage proposals.
Meanwhile I, despite flawless erudition, am judged by my daily wear of “wife beater” apparel. I blame the casual utterance of such profanities.
If my tank top offends any woman for being wife beater toppage, I say to her “Madam, I have no wife. Would you please to hand me another beer from yonder fridge?”
Cryophilia, This joke would work better if you knew how to use words like “profanities”, “toppage”, and “yonder” correctly
roguetrick, There’s always somebody who sees an “iamverysmart” joke post as a personal threat.
riskable, The fairer sex sees not but the belligerent blustering of a bedswerving bobolyne!
Gabu, live poetry
SupraMario, Hard to gauge a persons wealth by their clothes in today’s world.
Seasm0ke, Just reminded me, when I was 21 my credit card had a 500 limit but I was asked to travel. Company cards were NOT a thing here, only the CFO had one so they were forced to put me up places with a corporate account. Because of this was staying in a very ritzy four star hotel near silicon valley for a whole month and I had a Sunday check in to get settled. Being young broke and largely oblivious to social norms in a way only a lower class homeschooled kid with ADHD could be I showed up for check in warring ripped khaki rock climbing pants and a stretched out Ramones tanktop with a flannel tied around my waste. The old folks behind me were talking under their breath about how " you really cant tell" and new internet money is changing all the rules. Lmfao they had no idea that I couldnt afford more than the rental car deposit
psud, (edited ) It’s ‘waist’ when referring to your belt or belly button line
I’m on a pretty good income, my partner and I can afford a one month overseas holiday every year or so and I dress in a mix of jeans off the internet, chosen for their lifespan, and hawaiian shirts from a mass market fashion store
I dress brightly, not at all expensively. When I dressed a lot like this as a kid in the '80s I had to change before the family went to a club for dinner in order to meet the dress code. The clubs are more relaxed now.
You really can’t judge people’s wealth on their dress standards, though there is class encoded in clothes
Seasm0ke, Ha looks like you found a missed steak
psud, We call those “vests” it sleeveless shirts in Australia, and they don’t have any bad image, they just suggest the wearer exercises or is very bothered by heat, or (with the plain white ones) has taken off a button-up shirt
braxy29, this whole thread hurts me. ugh
guy makes his own clothes, or at least that was the case originally.
i have big respect. let the man slay. you’re welcome to your wife-beaters, and others are welcome to their finery.
Swedneck, i mean making your own clothes, especially fancy olden time ones, is not something poor people in the west can do. It takes soooo much time that you need to spend working an actual job so you can earn money to buy food.
Soulg, The post you’re replying to is painfully obviously a joke
braxy29, the intended tone is clearer to me this morning. look, i’m part of a niche fashion community and other people can get very weird about it. i think i was responding with my frustration toward multiple comments + my own experiences.
intensely_human, I weep for thy sanity, to live amongst such foppery.
Ilovethebomb, He’s a tailor, and makes the clothes himself.
Good grief.
kerrypacker, Perhaps it’s all in his head.
intensely_human, And perhaps you, dear fellow, exist only in your own head, which itself exists inside the room you’re in, which is furthermore in your head as well.
kerrypacker, Sure!
unreachable, something something chocolate factory
pete_the_cat, /c/grandpajoehate ?
Edit: probably doesn’t exist yet or I’m doing it wrong.
Feathercrown, Fediverse links are !community_name, but idk if there’s a grandpajoehate here yet
pete_the_cat, Thanks!
threelonmusketeers, It exists, but it is dormant. You could make the first post!
Be the change you want to see in the world, and never let Grand Pajoe’s attrocities be forgotten!
OneCardboardBox, Wait, what’s wrong with Grandpa Joe? He was a man sick with the humiliation and hopelessness handed down to him by society. Only the joy of seeing his grandson get a chance to be somebody was enough to cure him.
threelonmusketeers, Sounds like you need to start a competing !grandpajoedidnothingwrong community!
pete_the_cat, IIRC it’s the fact that he was all sickly and bedridden until Charlie finds the golden ticket and he pops out of bed like nothing is wrong.
HubertManne, I've met people like this. They tend to have delusions about their wierd thing. Im confident those proposals were mostly in his head or from one off jests.
tiredofsametab, I used to dress weird (anything from HS Thompson in Fear and Loathing to Victorian-ish numbers to goth stuff) for the hell of it and got a lot more positive attention than otherwise. I suppose it was effort and confidence more than anything else, but who knows. I never took it very seriously, so not sure what the article's subject's real story is.
HubertManne, Getting more tangental but thought I would share. I went to fandom cons in my youth and middle age and some fen had like costume identities. We stopped by a guys place spontaneously because we were in the area and when he answered he was like. Give me a min and then came back in his costume and invited us in.
Shampiss, Nah I’m sure he got some joke proposals from people that are actually attracted to his eccentric dress code
I mean, he does look pretty sharp. It’s just kind of silly at the same time
What’s funny is that he sort of bragged about these joke proposals to the article
Silentiea, joke proposals
one off jests
Those are the same things
ChickenLadyLovesLife, I’m a school bus driver and I’ve been proposed to by third-graders. I don’t exactly take them seriously since I’m older than their grandparents.
teft, I would want to exude this energy:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2bc51fb3-acfb-45f2-8d0d-b1c7633ce00d.jpeg
But I know I would exude this energy:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6cf70c3c-3d6c-4037-8239-2f6f3155e0db.png
Maeve, You .. You do know why powdered wigs, don't you?
psmgx, Explain
Maeve, Sores from syphilis lol.
TassieTosser, Head lice.
Maeve, :-D
Ultragigagigantic, With $20, you could buy many peanuts.
skuzz, Explain how!
Illuminostro, Know why they carried sachets? Because they all smelled like unwashed ass.
Maeve, Yeah. I remember the opening chapter from Shogun. I wondered if people just got so used to the stink they didn't notice?
feedum_sneedson, Did you just type a stutter?
MeatPilot, (edited ) https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/68b30174-d743-42d9-bc4c-5c5dfc0cb88b.jpeg
If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick!
Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.
GBU_28, How will you beat your boy, to let him know when to beat the ladies?
SkyezOpen, He can get another boy for that.
MeatPilot, Just beating off with boys all the way down the line.
Bernie_Sandals, This is exactly what God intended when he gave monarchs divine rights.
GBU_28, Ah true
DrWeevilJammer, No need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows
fogstormberry, I want you to know this was an angry upvote
Illuminostro, YYYEEEAAHHHH!!!
MintyFresh, YYHEYH-eeEaahe-shshshshsh!
Edit: sorry I can hear that second picture and tried to type it. Not sure it came through. Lol sry.
Rev3rze, Sounded perfectly to me!
The_Picard_Maneuver, I see that as a win also.
Blackmist, Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.
Illuminostro, The term is “bespoke,” you Philistine!
/s
niktemadur, Oh, innumerable offers! Manifold! Multitudinous!
One might even say - a plethora!
LordCrom, Pepe, tell me. What is a plethora?
niktemadur, Wasn’t it supposed to be El Guapo?
And you don’t know what a plethora is?!!
LordCrom, It was el guapo asking Pepe…
psud, Very, very much a lot
the_artic_one, I had a coworker who used to dress like this, his go-to was a naval peacoat with a top hat.
On Halloween he came to work wearing a hoodie and jeans and it freaked everyone out.
gamermanh, Knew a guy who wore a trenchcoat, black, and a kilt, standard red tartan, even when it was 110 out.
Was chilling with his younger brother one day bitching about how fucking hot it was when this badass walks up in said attire with his guitar slung over his shoulder, goes “shut up you pussies”, pulls out his guitar, and does a bit of improv chords while singing the last couple of things we’d said, something like “it’s hot as balls out here”
I wish I could be even a 10th as cool as that guy was, because goddamn
roguetrick, Well at least he wasn’t wearing a shirt.
Vilian, did you offer to marry him?
GBU_28, No dowry?
the_artic_one, Obvs out of my league.
pete_the_cat, Back in college, circa 2010, there was a guy that dressed like it was the early 1900s all the time.
activ8r, On Halloween he came to work wearing a hoodie and jeans and it freaked everyone out.
That’s one hell of a long game. Respect.
Gradually_Adjusting, The long con
AllNewTypeFace, Isn’t that Jacob Rees-Mogg’s origin story?
hydrospanner, Mogg?
Half man, half dog?
DickFiasco, He’s his own best friend
ExfilBravo, It says “countless offers of marriage” but not that it was women offering to marry him. So it could also be dudes. Schrödinger’s sexuality I guess.
wahming, I’d marry him to share his wardrobe
braxy29, he’s in a long-time relationship with another man. my guess is his “proposals” run the gamut (and i expect a majority are made in jest).
Honytawk, It was mostly dogs, but since they can’t give consent he refused
Syn_Attck, One dude, who keeps creating new accounts to beg him for his hand in marriage.
wolfpack86, Could also be a null value making it uncountable
Silentiea, Zero is countable
lud, True and null isn’t.
Immersive_Matthew, This says a lot about the human condition.
JoeTheSane, That is one dapper motherfucker
Feathercrown, When did this go out of style? We need more people like this guy.
Honytawk, Another casualty of Climate Change
psud, Surprisingly recently. There are photos and film of men dresses like this at work. Perhaps after WW2, in the age of cheap mass market clothes.
Chestnut,
residentmarchant, While very cool, I have to say I was not expecting the stripteases in all of his videos
MagicPterodactyl, For real, grow up and show us your cock already 😡
Empricorn, Oh no.
Honytawk, OnlyBooster™
cyborganism, I wonder where he finds the money to get these clothes that are probably tailored. Must’ve cost a fortune.
Sunforged, Someone shared a link to his socials, he does his own tailoring.
DrWeevilJammer,
bdonvr, Damn that’s kinda fire
M137, Did you just use “fire” like that unironically…?
I really hope you’re just a dumb 14-year-old, it’s to depressing to imagine an adult doing it. It’s the same kind of soul-crushing cringe as the youtube comments that kids spam on every video, like “wake up babe, blabla dropped a new vid”.
Please, just fucking stop.
ThoranTW, Such a pathetic comment
bdonvr, I dunno I grew up with the term and I’m 25 maybe get with the times gramps
gmtom, Wake up babe, new whiny baby comment just dropped.
Leviathan, I don’t think the 14yos are saying “fire” anymore for a while now, that’s old hat, daddy-o.
Honytawk, Someone called you old, huh? Must be horrible
MajorHavoc, Nice. Might also account for a few of the marriage proposals. Being able to sew is very self-sufficient.
bunkyprewster, Ladies want a man who can sew
mrmacduggan, That’s honestly very cool. As long as he’s not being an ass about it, I think it’s neat that he’s expressing himself on a daily basis and wearing what makes him happy.
NielsBohron, he’s expressing himself on a daily basis
I read that as “he’s exposing himself” and I was wondering why everyone is so cool with it.
cyborganism, That’s so fucking cool. Good on him.
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