mmezabet, 
BRAIN ASPLODE!
I've never been able to spell "guarantee" correctly on the first try, and today I really looked at it to try to figure out why.
Which is when I realized that the opening "guar" sounds really close to "war" if you are someone who regularly says GUAO or GUËY.
Which is when I realized that a GUARANTEE is the SAME DAMN THING as a WARRANTY.
SAME. DAMN. WORD.
Fifty fucking years on this planet it took me to figure that out, ffs.
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