guyrocket,
guyrocket avatar

Wow. You are one ugly lady.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t judge me.

guyrocket,
guyrocket avatar

Whatever, bearded lady.

Circus in town?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Would I be in town if it wasn’t?

Nomad,

Jack Black im da house.

Crashumbc,

It looks like you missed a couple spots shaving…

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Dribble some whiskey on it, clears it right up.

Aussiemandeus,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Why did you stop there?

Reddfugee42,

Photoshop

Showroom7561,

The Phillip OneBlade is especially good if your skin is sensitive to razors. It doesn’t give a “razor clean” shave, but that’s the point.

twei,
buzz86us,

Yeah I bought one of those professional hair shavers to cut down because of this… Going full on with a safety is not fun

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thankfully, the dandruff shampoo advice seems to have worked.

kernelle,

Nobody made a Motorhead joke yet? This is Lemmy goddammit!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s been made.

kernelle,

You are right! Well executed A+

HatchetHaro,
@HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Easy solution to this problem: Photoshop it.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I wish my beard grew that long, but it never wants to, I’m a little envious. You might benefit from one of those heated beard brushes that smooth out the hair. I got one but my beard refuses to grow in long enough for it to matter.

KillingTimeItself,

i haven’t shaved in like 3 years.

I’m scared to shave to be frankly honest. I don’t want to know what i look like.

Harbinger01173430,

This is one of the reasons humans have to evolve past hair and become completely smooth. Fucking facial and body hair, I swear…

LemmyKnowsBest,

I got laser hair removal all over my body* fifteen years ago. Best decision ever.

*got rid of all body hair except for eyelashes, eyebrows, and the hair on top of my head.

Talia,
@Talia@feddit.it avatar

I’d like to but many people I’ve heard said it’s a procedure that needs to be repeated periodically, isn’t it?

LemmyKnowsBest,

It was a 3-year process, one treatment every 3 months. And no exposure to the sun during those 3 years. But it was so long ago, I hardly remember, and ever since then I’ve been maintenance-free, and free to sunbathe to my heart’s content. No hair.

techMayhem,

I’ve been kind of considering doing something like that since I’ve grown to despise pretty much all my body hair. What do you mean no exposure to the sun? Is it just a case of “don’t stay in the sun unnecessarily” or straight up “turn into a vampire and avoid the sun at all costs”?

LemmyKnowsBest,

They don’t want you to get a suntan or a sunburn during the course of treatment because it will affect the way the lasers react to your skin.

ArtieShaw,

I have an at-home laser hair removal gun. It works best on dark hair and very pale skin because it uses the absorption of UV light to heat and kill the hair. It has a safety feature that makes you validate that "my skin is pale enough to use this" before it will turn on because it will burn anything dark. Hair, skin, whatever.

It won't work on blond or white hair, and there's no real workaround to that. Electrolysis is an option for light colored hair, but I think that's more invasive. Not an option for me, so I haven't looked into it.

rhythmisaprancer,
rhythmisaprancer avatar

Was the treatment full body, once every three months? I've thought about this for about 15 years but it seemed like it would take forever. Probably less than 15 years tho... This would be amazing.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m not exaggerating when I say it’s the best decision I’ve ever made. For anyone who’s extremely annoyed by their body hair and has money for laser hair removal, I HIGHLY recommend.

Best. Decision. EVER.

I did my trouble areas which I consider full body but it wasn’t technically full body. I did my facial sideburns, mustache area, underarms, Brazilian bikini, and my entire legs.

rhythmisaprancer,
rhythmisaprancer avatar

That's good feedback, thanks!

WeirdGoesPro,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Full bald dong?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m a woman.

But since you mentioned it, the hottest & my favorite men I’ve been intimate with took care of grooming all over their bodies, no body hair. Smooth and clean everywhere.

feedum_sneedson,

I’m hairy.

LemmyKnowsBest,

There are few worse sensations than getting manbodyhair in my mouth & lodged in my throat 🤮

MonkderDritte,

Body hair has it’s uses. Keeping you from getting a cold (micro clima) and preventing skin irritations.

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Looks like you shaved more than hair off.

MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Ur not a flying squid u fucking liar

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Maybe he just has a human head on a flying squid’s body 🤷🏻‍♂️

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

you can tell just from a chin pic? you havent even seen 98% of the rest of the body

Insolentjellyfish,

I feel the need to stand up for my fellow sea creatures. That could for sure be a squid.

WindyRebel, (edited )

Who said you could talk, jellyfish?! You insolent little bitch!

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