danieldurrans,
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Is anyone from Octopus Energy on Mastodon?

I have questions as to why the octopus I received recently has dilated pupils and can't sit straight…

On the left is the octopus that arrived a few years ago. On the right is the one from last week.

#Octopus #OctopusEnergy

peteralee,
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@danieldurrans I am, but haven’t received any merch.
Probably not been with them long enough to qualify.

bazcurtis,
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@danieldurrans Very happy with my large one. The Saving Sessions paid for it.

jtonline,
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@danieldurrans I also have questions...

They sent you a(nother) octopus? I have none.

danieldurrans,
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@jtonline Friday's octopus was because I was within the first 8000 people to sign up for Octopus Go.

Their marketing department sent a box containing:

  • A small plush octopus
  • Some QR codes
  • 6200 octopoints I can trade in for a t-shirt
  • A scratch off explorer map
  • A rubber band
  • A sticker

I can only conclude that the Octopus has been hanging around the marketing department too much, and that the marketing department have been partaking in some very interesting substances.

jtonline,
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CenturyAvocado, (edited )
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@danieldurrans symbolic of their customer services in that same period?

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