KentuckyConjurer, 
If you want to know what my week has been like, I went through the drive thru for a drink and pulled up to the speaker and said,
"Thank you for calling ________ Machine. This is Crystal. How may I help you."
The young person in the drive thru didn't say anything (probably thinking I was a rude person and answered the phone while placing my order).
So I said, "Hello?"
And they said, " Hello?"
Me, realizing what I'd done said, "I'll take a black coffee with a side of sanity, please."
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