the_etrain,
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I stopped lying about the size of my penis after Subway got sued for coming up a couple of inches short on their footlongs.

Alice,
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@the_etrain I’m okay with a 6-inch, even by Subway's standards, which algebraically breaks down to about 5 inches.

mikey,
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@Alice @the_etrain Subway: The kind of mixed disappointment you're used to.

the_etrain,
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@Alice
See, food porn has ruined regular ol' subs for me.

LoganFive,
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@the_etrain
Lady leaves your bedroom with a bag of chips and a drink

the_etrain,
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@LoganFive
Lunchtime special

Stoned_Deva_,
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@the_etrain did they sue for puny-tive damages?

the_etrain,
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@Stoned_Deva_
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