DarkestKale, 3 months ago

My friends, it's Friday and I woke up to Willow snuggling me, so it's gonna be a good day

(despite how shit my sleep was)

DarkestKale, 2 months ago

And on this, the holiest ofbour days (#FlatFuckFriday, that is), I say hello to y'all

18+ DarkestKale, 2 months ago

Here we go

DarkestKale, 2 months ago

Gypsy is watching an episode of CSI and they're talking about how 'people with amber eyes are pretty rare, you're talking about 1 in 100'

That is... Not rare at all.

Like, Melbourne has about 6 million people. 1 in 100 is, what, 60,000 people?

worthlessbums, 2 months ago

@DarkestKale i saw a jack reacher clip where some lady said card counting wasn't illegal if you did it in your head

RogerBW, 2 months ago

@worthlessbums @DarkestKale Technically true, if you're winning they'll throw you out whether or not they caught you cheating.

worthlessbums, 2 months ago

@RogerBW @DarkestKale not even pedantically true, not illegal and they don't care about the method of counting that's just casino rules xD

DarkestKale, 2 months ago

@worthlessbums @RogerBW I think the point is, there's no legal issue.

It's whether you get your legs broken.

worthlessbums, 2 months ago

@DarkestKale @RogerBW not usually what happens anymore. you just get asked to leave then if you refuse you're trespassing on private property and the police get called

oddly this ties into john oliver's segment on mob-controlled casinos during covid where they turned to pig butchering instead

18+ DarkestKale, 2 months ago

@worthlessbums @RogerBW Now you're just suckin' alllll the fun out of it :P

worthlessbums, 2 months ago

@DarkestKale @RogerBW concrete shoes are expensive

you need a boat and hired goons and everything

why bother when you already have hired goons on call

18+ DarkestKale, 2 months ago

@worthlessbums @RogerBW CSI episode or whatever I was watching the other day said 'yeah, no one actually did the concrete shoes thing'

But Dick Tracey had interesting moments, anyway.