jpm, 2 months ago

@backupbear Apple will never do that because they’re USA-American prudes.

Me: hey siri do the thing
Siri: ok doing other thing
Me (slowly, clearly): hey siri do the thing
Siri: ok doing something else
Me (talking like a USA-American tourist visiting Paris): hey siri do the thing
Siri: ok doing other thing
Me: oh get fucked Siri
Siri: I won’t respond to that

backupbear, 2 months ago

@jpm same way they won’t do a Brian Blessed Siri.