foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

Today's discovery: a semi-automatic high res microfiche scanner will not work if you forget to put the microfiche into it

commodork,

@foone From the shocking files of Detective N. S. Sherlock/

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

On the plus side, I now have nearly two gigabytes of high res platten dust

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

Note to self: ask manager if we can get a clean room. At this resolution it's impossible for it to be completely clean, no matter how much you clean it

1000millimeter,
@1000millimeter@chaos.social avatar

@foone How many DPI does such a scanner have?

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@1000millimeter great question. Somewhere between "a bunch!" and "lots!"

(it's actually a mechanized camera with a huge lens taking multiple pictures, not a scanner)

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

Although the current scanning room is inside a former church, so I think my scanning surface is at least safe from vampires and Highlanders.

A_C_McGregor,
@A_C_McGregor@topspicy.social avatar

@foone The Quickening plays hell with sensitive electronics.

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@A_C_McGregor that's the nice thing about microfiche: it's invulnerable to EMP.

kalloway,
@kalloway@fedibird.com avatar

@foone

I think the Highlanders just can't fight there, but they might be able to provide clarification if they were around for whatever events might be referenced in your scanning.

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@kalloway I mean, right now I'm scanning stuff from the 70s. So you don't need to be a highlander to remember shit that happened then, just like 70

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