Edent,
@Edent@mastodon.social avatar

Mastodon is wild.

You can write something like "Imagine you had a cat - and one day it started speaking to you in Spanish. What would you do?"

And fully 75% of the replies will be "I'm allergic to cats so it would never happen."

skylar,
@skylar@mastodon.social avatar

@Edent loads of people in the replies proving your point

Edent,
@Edent@mastodon.social avatar

@skylar irony is dead!

eggislootbox,
@eggislootbox@mastodon.social avatar

@Edent I don’t follow people who make posts like that so this would never happen.

simonwood,
@simonwood@mastodon.social avatar

@Edent I’m allergic to cats. They make me sneeze. (But at least my cat always says “te bendiga”)

bkardell,
@bkardell@toot.cafe avatar

@Edent My next actions would depend very heavily on whether this cat speak Spanish in front of other people too, or just to me. 😊 (i know you weren't asking but it's a fun question and I'm not allergic to cats)

sarajw,
@sarajw@front-end.social avatar

@Edent "I have no imagination"

andrewfeeney,
@andrewfeeney@phpc.social avatar

@Edent I am though, so it wouldn’t.

pointlessone,
@pointlessone@status.pointless.one avatar

@andrewfeeney @Edent Imagine you’re allergic to cats and one day a cat shows up and start talking to you in Spanish?

andrewfeeney,
@andrewfeeney@phpc.social avatar

@pointlessone @Edent I guess I’d say, “Désolé Monsieur Cat, je ne parle pas espagnol.” and then shoot off into space with my jetpack.

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