futurebird,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

"... averages 31 years, with the longest recorded lifespan reaching 51 years. This meter-sized beetle is native to Mexico and Central America, where it inhabits dry and arid environments...."

Meter sized?

METER SIZED?

I need to stop using google the first few results it shows for simple insect questions are always GPT garbage ... LORDY.

anne_twain,
@anne_twain@theblower.au avatar

@futurebird Soon it will be no better than the Middle Ages when people relied on hearsay, folk tales, uneducated guesses, incomplete memories, divination and divinely inspired visions for information.

"What a gift the internet of information was" they'll say. "If only we'd protected it."

kyonshi,
@kyonshi@dice.camp avatar

@futurebird I bet some roleplaying supplement got sourced for that

jeffc,
@jeffc@mastodon.online avatar

@futurebird
They just don't grow 'em like they used to, do they? (Except maybe during the Carboniferous.)

These sorts of hallucinations have me wondering lately if the John Mastodon incident might have arisen from an early use of AI to write an article.

skyfaller,
@skyfaller@jawns.club avatar

@futurebird I don't think Gregor Samsa is native to Mexico and Central America. Absent other evidence, I have to assume the Metamorphosis takes place somewhere in Europe, perhaps Prague.

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