desafinado, 1 day ago

@donni just add water lilies - presto!

AdeptVeritatis, 17 days ago

@donni

For whom do you want to monetize this creeping sense of despair?

MrAptronym, 18 days ago

@donni Isn't that just what Standup is?

skry, 18 days ago

@donni Blues ballads, srsly.

zdl, 18 days ago

@donni Start a YouTube channel in which you explain why everything is bad and how everybody is going to die sooner rather than later.

It'll be a smash hit!

ministerofimpediments, 18 days ago

@donni too late…firearms are already monetized, no one knows how to monetize social media, and no one values mental health enough to actually pay for it…

kiki_mwai_mwai, 18 days ago

@donni imagination, writing, fiction

JamesTown_, 18 days ago

@donni insurance

mentallyalex, 18 days ago

@donni I mean.... comedy? :blobcatgiggle:

Properganda, 18 days ago

@donni

Phase 1: Despair porn
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit 💰

beans_please, 18 days ago

@donni start a podcast sponsored by better help where you only talk about the despair, possibly just cherry picking news that furthers the despair, have on guests who have despaired and get them to help with the online therapy ads