RickiTarr, (edited )
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Listen kids, when two people love each other very much, one person will lay flat on their back while the other person does The Worm on them. This is how babies are made. Please do The Worm responsibly!

anson,

@RickiTarr I’m reading this as I watch a Robin in the yard with a worm in it’s beak. Suddenly it bobbed its head and now has two worms in its beak. My brain is trying to connect this.

jimbush,
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@RickiTarr There is a Dune joke about attracting The Worm in here somewhere, but my brain refuses to figure it out.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@jimbush LOL

MichaelPorter,
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@RickiTarr @jimbush Whatever you do, don’t use the rhythm method 😉

mentallyalex,
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr :ablobcatsweatsip:

amiserabilist,
@amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com avatar

@RickiTarr

chop them in half?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@amiserabilist Oh you're ready for the advanced course lol

amiserabilist,
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billyjoebowers,
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@RickiTarr

I didn't even notice the spelling problem at first. Still works.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@billyjoebowers OMG LOL thanks for mentioning it, doing The Work so to speak

18+ RickiTarr,
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18+ Properganda,
@Properganda@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr 😳

18+ RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Properganda OMG that looks better than I imagined, but now people are having flashbacks thinking they are on Twitter lol

18+ Properganda,
@Properganda@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr Now do the the windmill! 😜

18+ rrb,
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@Properganda @RickiTarr In many European tongues, masturbation is referred to as "giving it a shine"

18+ LibertyForward1, (edited )
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@RickiTarr "Learn to masturbate with this one WEIRD trick!"

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