@SteveThompson Looney MAGA-right: "I TOOK MUH PUP TO THE QUARRY COZ I HATED THAT DAWG AND SHOT HIM IN THE FACE VOTE FOR ME! THE PUP MURDERER!"
Looney MAGA-left: "THATS NOTHING A WORM ATE PART OF MY BRAIN AND IT DIED - I KILLED IT - VOTE FOR ME! THE TOXIC BRAIN DUDE"
Absolutely everyone: WTF