Ma'am, we've got the team working around the clock but we can't cope. The guys need sleep. We've already lost two from mental collapse. Geoff had a psychotic break and is in a catatonic fugue. They're just not trained for this! Most of it we don't even understand, and the stuff we do understand is either too mad or too stupid to parse. How are we supposed to decipher 20-50 posts an hour that range from suspected communism to depressive manic episodes to poorly understood quantum mechanics to checks notes.... Cowabunga.... Fart noise? It's too much!
Whereas I type every single thought that comes into my head, which is why I rarely understand what people are responding to. Like - I said that more than 45 seconds ago - how am I supposed to know what you're talking about. I've posted 3 or 4 times since then about an incredibly diverse range of subjects.
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