aeva, 16 days ago

@lritter personally, I'd rather be more of a short stack developer

lritter, 16 days ago

@aeva i had to look that up to figure out how short. google pretends to be obtuse, but i get the feeling it does understand what i mean.

aeva, 16 days ago

@lritter lmao

lritter, 16 days ago

@aeva wait. you did mean that as a double entendre, no?

aeva, 16 days ago

@lritter 😎

aeva, 16 days ago

@lritter to my knowledge the term is just slang for "short busty woman". if there's another meaning, no

aeva, 16 days ago

@lritter oh wait I guess it also normally means pancakes? I forgot about that. I was not thinking about pancakes though.

aeva, 16 days ago

@lritter anyway just think how much better at programming you'd be if you were 5'4" and a D cup. we all gotta try to channel that energy in our work

lritter, 16 days ago

@aeva with enough peanut butter consumption i could get to that D cup. but achieving 5'4" will require a bottle of vodka, a tourniquet and a table saw

aeva, 16 days ago

@lritter eh just insist that the conversion from us customary units to european customary units is something that makes the math work out such that you're simply already 5'4"

lritter, 16 days ago

@aeva too late we doin this blood-curdling screams muffled by earsplitting table saw noise efficiency has a price

lritter, 16 days ago

@aeva that's how i took it. good. then successful communication took place here. "double entendre" btw just means "twice understood" in french. i meant it that way.