Impossible_PhD,
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Happy Fine-ass Friday, my queerdos and weirdos!

Unixbigot,
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@Impossible_PhD I cannot see your ass in that photo, but extrapolating from what I can see, I’m sure it’s fine.

Impossible_PhD,
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@Unixbigot

... I'm sorry?

Unixbigot,
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@Impossible_PhD clearly failed attempt at agreeing you look entirely fine.

related https://xkcd.com/37/

Impossible_PhD,
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@Unixbigot Yeah, please don't pass it off as a joke when you were--crudely, I might add--flirting with a demisexual lesbian who had done herself up in that picture to celebrate the birthday of her wife, with whom she has been partnered for twenty years.

Not. Cool.

BioWD,
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@Impossible_PhD Minor detail but that eyeshadow? To die for.

Impossible_PhD,
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@BioWD Thank you! It's B--'s birthday, so I'm all done yonfor her.

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