News Item: 'New Windows AI feature records everything you’ve done on your PC Recall uses AI features "to take images of your active screen every few seconds."'
Expect this next:
“You may be wondering why I, Satya Nadella, am emailing you like this. Well boy, I have some bad news for you. I can see you like some spicy websites! And my, how you pleasure yourself, I don’t think you want your friends and family to know about this, so we have a plan for you, just listen…”