Has this dude not seen the #wildebeest he's dating? His #girlfriend looks like a creature from the #DarkCrystal. Given that her big, beefy arms could rip his head off, I guess he doesn't want to get on her bad side. #BrianGlenn is the definition of a "#beta".
Okay, I said I'd do this again on Jim Henson's birthday, and here it is! Please follow me if you're a Muppet fan! Everyone, please boost this far and wide! I need to bring some fun and positivity back to my timeline! #Muppets#FraggleRock#SesameStreet#DarkCrystal#Labyrinth