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noondlyt

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Human Rights should never be rescinded and every human being should have bodily autonomy. ❤️‍🔥🤍💙 #Democracy #Humor #Photography #Space #Weather #Coins #Cheese #Dogs #Cats #Nerd #Minecraft (Yep, you heard me)
The World is a Vampire
*Easily distracted by shiny objects✨ Avatar by https://mastodon.social/@dannotdaniel

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noondlyt, to HashtagGames
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Actual Shit Smearing


MissingThePt, to random
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Breaking: Brain Worm places third in latest 2028 Republican presidential poll.

noondlyt,
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@MissingThePt Yes, but how did the dead parasite fare?

dannotdaniel, (edited ) to random
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UPDATED TERMS & CONDITIONS:

you acknowledge that the term "enshittification" has now been replaced with this emoji sequence:

📥 💩 I🏖️ 🌴

noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel why you draggin the palm tree into this??

noondlyt,
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@TrickTim @dannotdaniel what would an enshitivacation look like??

noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel @TrickTim

Confused John Travolta Pulp Fiction GIF with a sloping green hill down to a beach in the background.

noondlyt, to random
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He just became fair game.

Barron Trump picked as Florida delegate to Republican National Convention https://www.axios.com/2024/05/09/barron-trump-florida-republican-delegate-rnc

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Looks through the constitution Ain't no rule says a dead brain worm can't be a presidential running mate!

noondlyt,
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@StefanThinks The worm spoke to me through the veil and said his name is Morris. He will be hanging around for awhile due to "unfinished business" and "regrets"

dannotdaniel, to random
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I'm here to eat ass and chew bubble gum -- Dookie Nukem

noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel better than chew ass and eat bubble gum

maybe

dannotdaniel, to random
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HORROR scenario: what if RFK Jr. sans-brain-worm starts uttering reasonable and nuanced takes

  • shudder *
noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel 👀

dannotdaniel, to random
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BRAINWORMS BRAINWORMS

GET YOUR BRAINWORMS HERE

noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel I only hand out earworms

https://youtu.be/KSMVflSBKx8?si=M9_IBBWNfUYtxfHs

noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel drat!

noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel hardy ha ha

dannotdaniel, to random
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despite all my rage I am still just a worm in a brain

  • dies *
noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel another song in my head now...

oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood

dannotdaniel, to random
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well RFK Jr. has his gift-wrapped excuse.

"A literal worm was eating my brain"

Your turn, MAGA

noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel they're magats, they know

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28 Dresses


dannotdaniel, to random
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I too, am so tired of musicians, celebrities, "free thinkers", and other noted persons betraying my assumption they weren't absolute bigots and shit-weasels.

AHEM. we also need a word for when someone you had low or no expectations for turns out to far exceed them. OH - and for #2 some examples wouldn't hurt.

Like, one example.
please?

noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel Turd Fergusons

noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel number 2s...

Alice, to random
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I have always loved the Zoloft mascot and I just googled it and apparently they refer to him as the BLOB so of course that poor little guy is depressed.

noondlyt,
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@Alice Rlobert

noondlyt, to random
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Enshittification applies to people as well.

noondlyt, to random
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Everyone has had enough of trump's loudmouth surrogate.

jeffjarvis, to random
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Office spin-off chronicles dying newspaper. Oh, do we have plotlines and characters for them....
https://www.thewrap.com/the-office-spinoff-plot-newspaper/

noondlyt,
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@jeffjarvis They have a guaranteed 100 episode run, but will recategorize it as a reality series!

mcc, to random
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Hard to imagine a signal that a website is a rugpull more intense than banning users for trying to delete their own posts

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/stack-overflow-bans-users-en-masse-for-rebelling-against-openai-partnership-users-banned-for-deleting-answers-to-prevent-them-being-used-to-train-chatgpt

Like just incredible "burning the future to power the present" energy here

noondlyt,
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@mcc tsk tsk

noondlyt, to random
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That worm committed cannibalism

noondlyt, to random
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Don Yawn
Donald Slump
Rip Tan Winkle

noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel lol perfect

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