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noondlyt

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Human Rights should never be rescinded and every human being should have bodily autonomy.
#Democracy #Humor #Photography #Space #Weather #Coins #Cheese #Dogs #Cats #Nerd #Minecraft #EldenRing

The World is a Vampire

*Easily distracted by shiny objects✨
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dangillmor, to random
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When I'm czar of journalism, using the expression "lean into" (and its derivatives) will be forbidden.

noondlyt,
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@dangillmor Oh, you need to make a list!

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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when I duck you duck we duck


noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel I don't even know what this is

dannotdaniel, to random
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Friday is National Donut Day so here's my latest Blender Donut

post yours below or get to work 🍩 and earn those freebies tomorrow

some donuts on a plate with an unwelcome guest - a trump baby blimp who deflates and is crushed by a falling orange donut

noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel I'll take a dozen

dannotdaniel, to random
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y'all got any more of them fediverse alternates to centralized corporate ad-ridden sh!tware

noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel AI ridden now

noondlyt,
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@dannotdaniel If ads are fleas, AI is ticks.

GottaLaff, to random
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Unbelievable.

Via Rupar:

46 House Republicans voted to defund NATO two days before the 80th anniversary of D-Day

noondlyt,
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@GottaLaff Quite believable.

noondlyt,
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@GottaLaff And I knew I probably wouldn't be the only one πŸ˜ƒ but I have problems with impulse control!

noondlyt, to random
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We are beginning the transition from enshittification to backlash.

noondlyt, to random
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The ChatGPT era's AI fever was engineered by tech giants who've been collecting users' personal information for the last decade, privacy expert Meredith Whittaker said at Axios' AI Summit.
https://www.axios.com/2024/06/05/artificial-intelligence-meredith-whittaker-signal-telegram

flexghost, to random
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Caption this.

noondlyt,
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@flexghost Motherfucker

noondlyt, to random
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Scorching heat wave across U.S. Southwest set to smash records https://www.axios.com/2024/06/05/southwest-us-heatwave-california-vegas-arizona

donni, to random
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It’s OK for me to be annoying.It is my culture

noondlyt,
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@donni yogurt?

dannotdaniel, (edited ) to random
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might not be a milkshake but it is so idk convicted felon donald πŸ§€

noondlyt,
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DemocracySpot, to random
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Anybody wanna talk about buttermilk biscuits?

noondlyt,
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@DemocracySpot Taste the Biscuit @dannotdaniel

noondlyt, to HashtagGames
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The Big Creationism Theory

#FakeSitcomFacts
#HashTagGames

noondlyt, to HashtagGames
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The Alternative Facts of Life*

*airing on FOX News

#FakeSitcomFacts
#HashTagGames

noondlyt, to random
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I am a pessimistic romantic realist.

Good luck.

noondlyt,
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@unnameduser More cowbell is the cure!

noondlyt, to random
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Choosing to "sit this one out" or withhold your vote is akin to picnicking in the middle of a battlefield.

TonyStark, to random
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Giving people some water and/or a granola bar while they’re waiting in a long line to vote isn’t going to sway their choices. Banning it is voter suppression, especially in areas where Republicans try harder and harder to make it difficult for people to vote.

A Deep Dive Into Line-Warming Bans as Federal Court Overturns New York’s Law - Democracy Docket:
https://www.democracydocket.com/analysis/a-deep-dive-into-line-warming-bans-as-federal-court-overturns-new-yorks-law/

noondlyt,
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@TonyStark The repubs are just pissed because they are incapable of making life better, if even for 30 minutes.

noondlyt, to random
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This is ridiculous.

Matt Gaetz was the top spender. See my avatar for my shocked face.

Lawmakers expensed millions in 2023 under new program that doesn’t require receipts https://wapo.st/4bVHa5A

majorlinux, to Twitch
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noondlyt,
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@majorlinux Well, they are Amazon now.

Alice, to random
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I didn't have O71 on my bingo card.

I guess this means you win again, Gertrude.

noondlyt,
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@Alice I must be simpleminded because I got this like with no context.

noondlyt,
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@Alice That bitch Gertrude was at my last Bingo night.

RickiTarr, to random
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Would you rather be alone in a Space Ship with Darth Vader or the Queen Alien from Alien?

Please support the your answer if you feel like it.

noondlyt,
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@RickiTarr Vader. There's a small chance I can appeal to his "humanity". The giant bug there is a zero chance of talking through the trauma.

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