Tengrain, to HashtagGames
@Tengrain@mastodon.social avatar

“You’ll sleep like your dead, this neighborhood is so quiet.”


AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames
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"We made the hosts in the Fox News section out of wax, just like on TV."


AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames
@AutoVisionNews@mastodon.social avatar

"Okay, so when they cross this line, you jump out and yell loudly that nobody wants to date nice guys anymore."


Tengrain, to HashtagGames
@Tengrain@mastodon.social avatar

“A lot of people would kill for a house like this.”


AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames
@AutoVisionNews@mastodon.social avatar

"Okay, so when they cross this line, you jump out and explain how nobody wants to work anymore."


AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames
@AutoVisionNews@mastodon.social avatar

"Okay, so when they cross this line, you jump out and explain the "him too" hashtag."


WanderingCrow, to HashtagGames

Have you ever wondered? When you lock the door, is it to keep them out, or keep you in? Sleep well.


JPK_elmediat, to HashtagGames
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Is that a dowsing rod, or are you just happy to see me?

Dowsing Rods and Automatic Writing are legitimate tools for scientific research of the paranormal, ancient crystal suggests.




Illustration of two men facing each other, and holding dowsing rods. The animation flips the men so that they exchange places. The black and white illustration is from 1693.

ClaraListensprechen4, to HashtagGames
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It's a crow.
It's a raven.
It's a crow!
It's a raven!
Quoth the blackbird STFU

WanderingCrow, to HashtagGames

Norman, your Mother's calling.

MikeImBack, to HashtagGames
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sezduck, to HashtagGames
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“Well, honey, it turns out we moved into a house that’s haunted, but we still need to furnish it. Where should we go?”

“Shop smart. Shop Smart-Mart!”

andrewfeeney, to HashtagGames
@andrewfeeney@phpc.social avatar

"Sure, the screeching poltergeists can be a bit much, but you won't find another two bedroom under 2.5 million this close to the city. I've had a lot of interest, so you should sign today if you want it."


sezduck, to HashtagGames
@sezduck@twit.social avatar



𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙶 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙻𝙾𝚆 𝙿𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝙹𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝙽𝙾 𝙹𝙾𝚈

Scotter, to HashtagGames
@Scotter@newsie.social avatar

Good Lord, they left the TV on Fox? There will be NO sleeping tonight!



JPK_elmediat, to HashtagGames
@JPK_elmediat@c.im avatar
ClaraListensprechen4, to HashtagGames
@ClaraListensprechen4@qoto.org avatar


🎵 Every BODY was dancing in the moonlight...it was a supernatural delight...🎵

AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames
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"Okay, so when they cross that line, you jump out and offer them an extended warranty."


AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames
@AutoVisionNews@mastodon.social avatar

"Kevin dressed up as both the Predator and Freddy Krueger and is calling himself the Fredator."


Kencf618033, to HashtagGames
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Scotter, to HashtagGames
@Scotter@newsie.social avatar
AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames
@AutoVisionNews@mastodon.social avatar

"The Nickelback and Puddle of Mudd soundtrack is new this year."


fembot, to HashtagGames
@fembot@mstdn.social avatar

Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Marzipan


TechBean, to HashtagGames
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Everybody, come and leave your body at the door.



ClaraListensprechen4, to HashtagGames
@ClaraListensprechen4@qoto.org avatar


🎵 Every BODY was dancing in the moonlight...it was a supernatural delight...🎵

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