AutoVisionNews

@AutoVisionNews@mastodon.social

I'm a Detroiter with an orange rescue cat named Hawk that is my best buddy. I try and play the #hashtaggames each night!

I have a yearly membership to the arcade, so weekends get pretty wild.

Cover Photo: Hawk in the middle of a giant yawn on his "desk pillow."

Profile Photo: Navy Pier, Chicago.

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AutoVisionNews, to animals

My cat arrived today. Fast delivery, convenient packaging. Instructions say to open a can of sardines to activate.

Skepticat, to random
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Maybe watching HGTV while sawing calluses off my heels IS exactly how I saw my life going.

AutoVisionNews,

@Skepticat sometimes dreams come true ...

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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AutoVisionNews,

@LikeItOrLumpIt Just checking to make sure it's okay to eat lots of Oreos today? (Saw the post the other day from @Skepticat)

AutoVisionNews,

@LikeItOrLumpIt @Skepticat opening a package of Oreos "This eclipse is a once in a lifetime event, just like our love for each other. I'm sorry I even considered the veggie tray."

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@LikeItOrLumpIt @Skepticat "Whatever phase we are in, it just feels so right." Dips Oreo in a glass of milk

AutoVisionNews, to random

The cost of living is so high, I can't even afford to scream into the void.

AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames

Little Debbie Went Down to Georgia.


AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames

This actually isn't Sparta ....


AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames

Dogs know how to play cards.


AutoVisionNews, to animals

We take it a day at a time with Hawk's eye, but I think I worry about it more than he does. Abused in another life, now a little snuggle bug in this life.

AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames

Will the real Slim Shade Tree please stand up!?


AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames

Jumpin' Jack Flash passed a little gas, gas, gas 🎸🏃💨


AutoVisionNews, to Cats

This is how Hawk feels about Monday.

AutoVisionNews, to Cats

Sunday snuggles with Hawk.

AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames

There was a spoon.


AutoVisionNews, to Cats

Hawk doing his impression of a bowling ball.

markmccaughrean, to photography
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Tigger is sorry that we missed yesterday, but he was on a spiritual retreat & now wishes to be addressed as His Serene Immaculate Felinicity 🙏

And actually he’s not sorry at all – know your place, primates 😼🙈

📷
😽

AutoVisionNews,

@markmccaughrean "ugh another photo ... okay fine human, but make it quick. I have a nap planned this afternoon."

AutoVisionNews, to Cats

My best friend has a few facial injuries from being abandoned and abused in another life, but Hawk rescued me as much as I rescued him.

AutoVisionNews,

@Adrenochrome thank you ... you have always been so wonderful when I post photos of my little guy!!!

AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames

You Can Call Me Falafel


AutoVisionNews, to Cats

Installed a new turnstile for the hallway. Insert one treat to pass.

AutoVisionNews, to animals

Me advising first time pet parents: "The signs of a cat who wants breakfast will be subtle. In fact, it may be impossible to tell what your cat's true intentions are. Always be alert."

StillIRise1963, to random
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A perfectly healthy American could get shot at a parade, go to the hospital and contract covid.

AutoVisionNews,

@StillIRise1963 pretty soon though all those thoughts and prayers are going to kick in and then no more mass public shootings ....

AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames

Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Terms & Condition Were In)


AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames

Strawberry Fields Forever or Your Money Back


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