BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de avatar

Good morning, ! Tea water is heating.

A wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I was awakened by meds wearing off. Looks like I ain't getting back to bed. Blä. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why is Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Fuck if I know.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de avatar

Good night, .

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

A grey, damp, dismal morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Meds wearing off once more pulled me from slumber. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why is Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Foment unrest.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

A cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Ahh! 🔔 The bells! 🔔 The bells! 🦇 Batshit crazy throughout the land! 🔔 Ahh! 🔔 The bells!

🔔🦇🔔

Why is Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: TBD

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is still just a thought.

A muggy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why is Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: TBD

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

A grey morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace; wets fall from the sky. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why is rapist Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Not a fucking clue. Here's a short story in the meantime:

Dolls parade a plastic wrapped parcel across the lawm. The parcel looks suspiciously like a body.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de avatar

I think I shall conduct a thorough examination of the insides of my eyelids. Dreamland awaits.

If you see me, in my dreams, you know the drill.

Good night, ...

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

Another damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. At least it's in double digits, barely. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why is convicted rapist Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Go nowhere. Do nothing. (other than eat, work, post, poop, etc)

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

A cool, damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace: wets fall from the sky. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why is convicted rapist Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Same as it ever was.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

Another damp, cloudy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. At least it ain't freezing. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why is convicted rapist Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Research. Industrial scale research.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

Another morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why is convicted rapist Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Dunno. It's all the same. Every day blurs into the next. Is it Saturday? Friday? Tuesday? Don't care. It's all the same.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea water is heating.

A cold and snowy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Dunno. I'll make it up as I go, as per usual.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

A chilly morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Snow hath fallen, such as it is. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: I'll know more after meds kick in.

TheJen, to random
@TheJen@beige.party avatar

Person here: "if a person chooses not to vote, respect that".

UMMMMMM IMMA GO WITH NO, DOG.

Blocked. No. Participation in a democracy AT ITS BASIC LEVEL REQUIRES YOU TO VOTE.

FULL STOP.
PERIOD.
END OF DISCUSSION.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

@TheJen

+1

Y'all (meaning in general) are probably going to get sick of this meme before the year is out.

Too bad. Vote as though your life depends on it. It does.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

Another subzero morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Today's agenda: Dunno, man. It's quickly becoming each day rolling into the next again. Blä.

Rolling down Escher's stairs.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

A frozen morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. A new bed is coming this morning, allegedly. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Today's agenda: TBD.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

🤣 I see in my BS info that the invite code has been used.

Have fun, keep your eyes open, and let us know how YOU fare.... whoever you may be.

After 3 weeks, it still feels more like a company meeting than chatting with friends, to me.
I don’t see as many "furrys" and "freaks", but lots of "clout chasers."
Moderation APPEARS to be "AI" with little human interaction.
I haven't found many shitposters.
There are algorithms.

I want to give it a fair shot, but so far...

yawn

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

@mina @diverdutch
Yeah. 😜 I "make myself" go there to do my morning spew, and I crosspost , , and , but otherwise, no. I hang out here in , pop over if my notifications buzz, scroll a hot second, and come back home.

I won't do Threads, because Meta. I absolutely LOATHE that my "only" resource for keeping in touch with blood family is Meta; I wear several eCondoms when I visit. (at threads dot net is already preemptively blocked (by me))

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

WTF am I doing up this early?

A cool morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are not yet fed.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Today's agenda: TBD

jwz, to random
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

There is no rational reason for Mastodon to limit posts to 500 characters by default.

If the limit was 100s of KB, people who still wanted to divide every thought up into a thread still could; nothing stopping them.

But if someone wanted to post a gigantic essay, they also could, and I'd see a little "More >>" link and I could ignore them faster.

We have decades of history proving that length limits do not make people concise: they just make people post threads.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

@jwz
😜 And another thing...

I "grew up" on the 250 char limit at Shitter, and was blown away that I have DOUBLE that, here.

This is a microblog platform.

IIRC, there are full-blown blogging/word processing platforms in , as well as video sharing, and most other "common" services, that are federated.

To me, it kinda like asking "why aren't there more pumpkins in the meat cooler?"

They're in another part of this same "supermarket."

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

A cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Wets threaten to fall from the sky. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Today's agenda: TBD

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

A freezing morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and off doing whatever.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Today's agenda: wonder how much more bullshit it's gonna take before it all blows up in our faces. Happy Saturday.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

Another icy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Today's agenda: As little as possible. Long journeys with much on foot time take their toll. It's a lovely day.

Oh what a lovely day GIF from Mad Max Fury Road.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

A icy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are eating.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Today's agenda: A journey to Frankfurt.

Rescuinga sheep, only to have it jump back in.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

A cool, cloudy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I spent time looking for my glasses. 🙄 I was wearing them. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Today's agenda: You kids. Go make trouble. I'll pack you a lunch.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

A damp morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Wets have fallen, and more wets threaten. Kittys are fed and off doing kitty things.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Today's agenda: Play tour guide.

Heidesheimer Gate and moat.
Zuckerberg Gate.
Gesundheitsbrunnen, an ancient healing well.

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