evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar


Why did the ghost cancel his comedy show? He didn't want to get booed.

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar


How do you know a mummy caught a cold? It starts coffin.

jack, to animals
@jack@social.jacklinke.com avatar

Late night spooky walk in the woods with the pup.

30yrdscreamer, to Halloween
@30yrdscreamer@mastodon.me.uk avatar

I'm binge listening to Uncanny - a podcast on BBC Sounds.
If you like a good spooky tale it's worth a listen. Personally, I don't believe a word of it but they're interesting stories nonetheless.

#spooky #uncanny #ghosts #ufo

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#Spooky
What made the witch go to the hospital? She had a dizzy spell.

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#Spooky
Why didn't the zombie go to school? He felt rotten.

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#Spooky
What kind of dog does a vampire have? A bloodhound.

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#Spooky
Why did the skeleton quit his job? His heart was not in it.

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#Spooky
What is a monster's favorite game? Hide and shriek.

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#Spooky
Why are skeletons always so relaxed? Nothing gets under their skin.

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#spooky
Why did the Headless Horseman apply to college? He wanted to get ahead in life.

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#spooky
What transportation does a skeleton take? A skelecopter.

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#spooky
Where do ghost parents take baby ghosts? Day-scare.

BBCRadio4, to Halloween
@BBCRadio4@social.bbc avatar

Uncanny is BACK… And we’re going on a roadtrip.

Danny Robins will be criss-crossing America, from New York to New Orleans, to interview witnesses about experiences that seem to defy logical explanation, with help from a new team of US paranormal experts and sceptics.

Uncanny USA, on BBC Sounds
https://bbc.in/3xZDPn7

#spooky #uncanny #paranormal #haunting #scary #ghost #unexplained #podcast #investigation

Short promotional video for a BBC Radio 4 podcast. Presenter Danny Robins talks to-camera, clips of paranormal phenomena and spooky scenes

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#Spooky
Why did the witch take a nap? She needed to rest a spell.

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#Spooky
What do you call two spiders that were just married? Newley webbed.

vitani4000, to art
@vitani4000@nerdculture.de avatar

✨ This is #bodypaint ✨ (Plus a skin tight SFX-grade latex bra)

Why carve a pumpkin when you can just become one? 🤔😁
This was painted by me on me.

See my page for more #bodypainting

#art #artist #mastoart #pumpkin #Halloween #artistic #cosplay #spooky

image/jpeg
image/jpeg
image/jpeg

numericcitizen, to Halloween
@numericcitizen@pixelfed.social avatar

Some heavy HDR processing in here.

stina_marie, to Meme
@stina_marie@horrorhub.club avatar

Happy Saturday! Hope you watch, make, or read something Spooky today! 👻💀🖤

#meme #funny #spooky #horror @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#spooky
What do ghosts dress up in on Halloween? Pillowcases.

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#spooky
What does a ghost call a mistake? A boo boo.

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#spooky
How do ghosts send letters? Through the ghost office.

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#spooky
What did one ghost say to the other? Do you believe in humans?

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#spooky
What do you call a skeleton who never does his chores? Lazy bones.

evelynefoerster, to Halloween
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#spooky
What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • JUstTest
  • everett
  • InstantRegret
  • thenastyranch
  • magazineikmin
  • khanakhh
  • rosin
  • Youngstown
  • slotface
  • mdbf
  • cisconetworking
  • kavyap
  • cubers
  • DreamBathrooms
  • megavids
  • ngwrru68w68
  • Durango
  • osvaldo12
  • tacticalgear
  • modclub
  • normalnudes
  • Leos
  • ethstaker
  • GTA5RPClips
  • tester
  • anitta
  • provamag3
  • lostlight
  • All magazines