“The days of when a criminal declares, ‘It’s a fair cop!’, are over. Marketing and politics has taught us all that we can sell our story or hallucinatory truth.”
“Humor is as elusive as a startled skunk that has broken into your house, ransacked the waste can, and run into the attic after having drunk your best whiskey. At least, that’s what he claimed happened when his wife came home to see and smell the mess.”