SergKoren, 24 days ago to writing “He sat deep in thought as he braided his nose hairs.” #writing #throwawayline
“He sat deep in thought as he braided his nose hairs.”
#writing #throwawayline
SergKoren, 2 months ago to writing “He lived by the code. He died by the code. He was a COBOL programmer.” #writing #throwawayline
“He lived by the code. He died by the code. He was a COBOL programmer.”
SergKoren, 3 months ago to writing “Let’s go to Virginia for a funeral.” #writing #throwawayline
“Let’s go to Virginia for a funeral.”
SergKoren, 4 months ago to writing “Do not boil over when you can simmer. Do not simmer when you can steam. Do not steam when you can go out. The best cook knows when to take a breath.” #writing #throwawayline #life
“Do not boil over when you can simmer.
Do not simmer when you can steam.
Do not steam when you can go out.
The best cook knows when to take a breath.”
#writing #throwawayline #life
SergKoren, 4 months ago to writing “When night falls it shatters your mind. Fear the darkness.” #writing #throwawayline
“When night falls it shatters your mind. Fear the darkness.”
SergKoren, 5 months ago to writing “I’ve got a full house, aces and twos. What do you have, pardner?” “Four live chickens, and two of them are loaded.” #writing #throwawayline
“I’ve got a full house, aces and twos. What do you have, pardner?”
“Four live chickens, and two of them are loaded.”
SergKoren, 5 months ago to writing “He hunted the most dangerous of chickens in the darkest of alleys.” #writing #throwawayline
“He hunted the most dangerous of chickens in the darkest of alleys.”
SergKoren, 5 months ago to writing “When did you become so boring?” “When I married you.” #writing #throwawayline
“When did you become so boring?”
“When I married you.”
SergKoren, 6 months ago to writing “Everybody needs a dead body in the pantry.” #writing #throwawayline
“Everybody needs a dead body in the pantry.”
SergKoren, 6 months ago to writing “Humans value plastic plants and fruits above the real thing. Why else would they populate their homes with these objects, rather than preserving the natural wonder of their world?” #writing #throwawayline #nature
“Humans value plastic plants and fruits above the real thing. Why else would they populate their homes with these objects, rather than preserving the natural wonder of their world?”
#writing #throwawayline #nature
SergKoren, 7 months ago to writing “It’s Thanksgiving and you’re the turkey.” #writing #throwawayline
“It’s Thanksgiving and you’re the turkey.”
SergKoren, 7 months ago to writing “You’re running out of time.” “We all are.” #writing #throwawayline
“You’re running out of time.” “We all are.”
SergKoren, 7 months ago to writing “Winter comes. So does the Stillness.” #writing #throwawayline
“Winter comes. So does the Stillness.”
SergKoren, 7 months ago to writing “Tom was a needy person. He was always going around thanking people. Around the office and in bed, he was known at Thomas the Thank Engine.” #writing #throwawayline
“Tom was a needy person. He was always going around thanking people. Around the office and in bed, he was known at Thomas the Thank Engine.”
SergKoren, 7 months ago to writing “He was bludgeoned to death with a live chicken.” #writing #throwawayline
“He was bludgeoned to death with a live chicken.”
SergKoren, 8 months ago to writing “Life is a clown car and we are all clowns.” #writing #throwawayline
“Life is a clown car and we are all clowns.”
SergKoren, 8 months ago to writing “There is a difference between cheese fries and cheesy fries.” #writing #slogan #throwawayline
“There is a difference between cheese fries and cheesy fries.”
#writing #slogan #throwawayline
SergKoren, 9 months ago to writing “He danced with abandon, which left him alone.” #writing #throwawayline
“He danced with abandon, which left him alone.”
SergKoren, 10 months ago to writing “We have to be careful.” “Why?” “We are in gnome-man’s land.” #writing #throwawayline
“We have to be careful.” “Why?” “We are in gnome-man’s land.” #writing #throwawayline
SergKoren, 11 days ago to writing “Do you have a friend who keeps trying to kill you?” “Um, no.” “Would you like one?” #writing #throwawayline
“Do you have a friend who keeps trying to kill you?”
“Um, no.”
“Would you like one?”
SergKoren, 11 days ago to writing “He shook his head. ‘The closest thing you have to a bookshelf is your fridge. Even your pantry is bare.’” #writing #throwawayline
“He shook his head. ‘The closest thing you have to a bookshelf is your fridge. Even your pantry is bare.’”
SergKoren, 11 days ago to writing “Are you resigned to your job? No. I quit.” #writing #throwawayline #vocabulary
“Are you resigned to your job?
No. I quit.”
#writing #throwawayline #vocabulary
SergKoren, 9 days ago to writing “We tried delivering your life, but no one was home.” #writing #throwawayline
“We tried delivering your life, but no one was home.”
SergKoren, 9 days ago to writing “I part my hair in the middle.” “You seem to have overdone it.” #writing #throwawayline
“I part my hair in the middle.”
“You seem to have overdone it.”
SergKoren, 9 days ago to writing “How would you like that cooked?” “Medium-well.” “You don’t want it perfect? I think we can manage.” #writing #throwawayline
“How would you like that cooked?”
“Medium-well.”
“You don’t want it perfect? I think we can manage.”