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Bobbins

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I have 13 progressively harder levels. Try me if you dare.

Rob. The real Peter Molyneux 2017/2018. Writes and writes about video games. Watches tat films. Touched a computer once, sorry.

If you’ve got a blacklist, I want to be on it. Disabled and tired.

#videogames #films #grumpiness #gamedev #games

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Bobbins, to random
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People will make games about any old shit these days.

Craigp, to random
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I'm in the mood for pure instrumental music today. Maybe some classic rock guitar, or something psychedelic.

Any fun recommendations?

Bobbins,
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@Craigp I’ve been on a Durutti Column tip this week, getting lost in Vini Reilly’s guitar work. Might be a bit more chill than you’re looking for though.

https://youtu.be/OEGvzjmUs8Y?si=ba8U90btggFSw58i

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There should be an indie-indie game tips site.

Not guides or gamefaq style step throughs everywhere, hand drawn maps and shit like that. Little snippets of info like “jumping onto the jelly bean on level 7 by bouncing off the Venus fly trap is a faster way to reach the gem of flaps”. Silly, possibly useful, occasionally Viz top tips level.

Bobbins,
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I’m being serious here. Think Fez Notes or something like that but more expansive. Close the loop between players, developers and the game a bit, a reminder that there’s more to play, more to how people engage with games, than just playing the things.

Fuck it, throw some fan art or cosplay in as well because why not.

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Read a few articles today on the Dune game not having a cock adjustment slider and I think the best way they could make it up to people is to have a worm butthole size slider instead.

Bobbins, to random
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No new space stations and shipbuilding for me yet.

Honestly don’t think I’ve regretted buying a console as much as getting the Xbox whilst I still had the money to buy myself a next gen console and there being no PS5s around. Stuck with the thing now though even though I only play like three or four games on it.

Seeing Chris Dring’s observations about people questioning the worth of supporting it yesterday checks out with the experience of using it.

Bobbins,
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I know it’s absolutely fucking ridiculous to complain about having a five hundred quid box under your tele when everything is fucked up, it’s just been a very long time since I’ve bought a machine where I think “well, that was a mistake”.

Even the CD-i gave me drunk nights light gun fun so I never regretted a moment.

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Donation of tapes gladly received. I’ll have to dig out the 464 Plus and give them a test!

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Bobbins,
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@nivrig Great haul but I’m sorry to see the egg in there. No-one deserves that.

Bobbins, to random
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My knowledge of Atari 8 bit games is scandalously poor so I’m always really grateful for folk sharing vids and stuff.

I keep promising myself I’ll do something about it and one day I totally will. In the meantime, I love watching other folks exploring and recommending them.

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There’s overselling a game and then there’s this. https://botsin.space/@gamemagprintads/112170608092513874

Bobbins,
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I love Qix (doubly, Pete Cooke’s Zolyx) but really, contagious and outrageous?

Maybe they’re just getting the jump on the future bringing a thousand titty pic Qix games.

Bobbins,
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@Middaparka That is a pretty strong upside now you mention it.

Bobbins, to random
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Oh no. Oh no no no. They’ve turned the new space stations on in NMS. Oh no no no no.

Bobbins, to random
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Thinking about that critique of Stray I retooted a few days back where it pointed out it stopped even trying to be about playing a cat fairly quickly and this was clear when they gave the cat a flashlight and I’ve been thinking a lot about this.

Anyway. I eventually decided that yeah, I’d give my cat a flashlight. If she really wanted one that badly, that is.

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The amount of pieces I end up reading where the premise can be summed up with “there are two types of people who play videogames, people who play Ubisoft open world games ,,, and me” is not insignificant and enough to make me want to go and live off grid forever.

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Oh look, rubber ducky!

Lumo!

Bobbins, to random
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With the caveat that I know it’s an impossible job and they don’t replace the originals, watching the Fang Rock effects comparison vid and longing for a time where the replacement fx don’t look worse than the originals.

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I think my least favourite genre of post is “pithily injecting apocalyptic existential dread into your day”. Like thanks, I am fully aware I’m living on Planet People Fucking It Up, I’ve just woken up and I’m just trying to eat a pie right now, mate. Time and a place.

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Love this Cronenberg teleporter accident ass cat. What a beauty.

https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/1bjs4uf/he_is_real/

Bobbins, to random
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So many problems in the Alien universe could be solved if, when stumbling upon an enormous grotesque egg that looks like something nasty lives in it, just not sticking your fucking head in it.

k, to random
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Shortest email thread ever:

We'd like your game in our bundle, we can offer 12 earth pence per copy.

Bobbins,
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@nivrig @k 25p so each copy is one freddo.

Bobbins, to random
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Still Yak-ing.

Abductor!

Bobbins,
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Went in to tidy some stuff up, and shifting the background so I could see a couple of things gave me a moment of “oh, that’s quite nice too”

It was only five or so minutes later where I realised how much my thinking that is down to the aesthetics of Thalamus and Odin box art. No grand point to make, just I am indelibly marked by eighties box art in so, so many ways.

Bobbins,
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Mind, once I realised that the stuff I enjoy doodling the most exists somewhere at the intersection of early cab art, box art in general and The Beano, that was something.

Bobbins,
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Boink! Laser Zone.

Bobbins,
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Iiiiiiiiridis Aaaaaaalphaaaaaaa

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