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DXMacGuffin

@DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club

Extremely cursed human. Metalhead and misanthrope. I can spell XMas. BLM supporter, anti-Trump, anti-MAGA.

Discordian. XBox gamer. Lover of South Park and Aliens.

I'll follow back if you're funny or post good music.

Recovering alcoholic since September 2021

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RickiTarr, to random
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When you read Librarian Erotica and think it's real life:

DXMacGuffin,
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@RickiTarr

oh shit, I gotta get my ass to the library right away!

neurothing, to random Italian
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It's and I'm laughing.

Why?

Because this cover of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" by Dragonforce is, somehow, hilarious and awesome.

Really, I can't stop laughing thinking about Dion singing this at triple speed.

@DXMacGuffin

Dragonforce - My Heart Will Go On
https://songwhip.com/dragonforce/my-heart-will-go-on

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@mdmrn @neurothing

There's a screamo cover by a band called Empire that is pretty good too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ERqd6vSq_E

the_etrain, to random
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Pecker stands up to beating from defense

DXMacGuffin,
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@the_etrain

Actual headline:

Pecker Exposes Lengths Taken to Please Trump

https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/trump-national-enquirer/tnamp/

DXMacGuffin, to random
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I won't be going. The last time I ate satanic fried chicken, I woke up in charge of a cult. And those people were VERY difficult to get rid of. The live band was good though.

DXMacGuffin, to random German
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Fun fact:

The word "though" is not spelled correctly, even when it is spelled absolutely correctly.

DXMacGuffin, to random
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🎶Y'all gone see me drink a beer 🎶
🎶Up in here! Up in here! 🎶

DXMacGuffin, to random
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Let’s play the Monday – I post a quote from a well-known movie. If you know where it’s from, post another quote from the same movie. We’ll keep the game going as long as people know quotes from the film.

🎶 Let's do the Time Warp agaiiiiiiiiiin!🎶

DXMacGuffin,
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@mdmrn

"What have you done with Janet?"

"Nothing. Why? Do you think I should?"

DXMacGuffin,
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@satsuma

"Janet!"
"Doctor Scott!"
"Janet!"
"Brad!"
"Rocky!"

DXMacGuffin, to random
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Leo Morachiolli did a metal cover of "Forever Young", just in time for

Weekend is almost here. Cheers! 🤘

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6z8nYHv4mg&t=0s

DXMacGuffin, to random
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2/2

"Two Princes" by Spin Doctors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue Something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ClCpfeIELw

"Bittersweet Symphony" by The Verve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

"Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw

"How Bizarre" by OMC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

DXMacGuffin, to random
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Diablo Swing Orchestra is a unique blend of metal and swing music. Their last album was an absolute joy. Here's the music video for "Speed Dating an Arsonist" for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHeMHkPyNQ0

DXMacGuffin, to random
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Maria Brink can sing like an angel, or shriek like a demon. She sounds like she would swallow your soul and wash it down with a pint of warm blood.

A lot of In This Moment songs are about empowering women. The album Black Widow in particular fired back at critics who overly-sexualize her.

For here is In This Moment's "Whore"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GurkREc-q4I

DXMacGuffin, to progmetal
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I don't think we've ever talked about Nili Brosh for #ProgTuesday. She's a very accomplished guitarist, who has performed or recorded with Danny Elfman, DragonForce, Cirque du Soliel, and many others. She has a few albums of solo work - all instrumental. Give them a listen.

#ProgRock #ProgMetal

https://songwhip.com/nilibrosh/a-matter-of-perception

DXMacGuffin, to random
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“A Rose for Epona” by Eluveitie is one of the saddest songs I know. The original folk metal version suits the song, but here is a version that is just folk.

This song makes me sad, I hope to hear some happier songs for .

https://songwhip.com/valhalore/a-rose-for-epona

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DXMacGuffin, to random German
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The pirate Spicebeard at your service

DXMacGuffin,
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Best moment of my trip:

There was a special needs girl who liked my cosplay. She pointed at the sword, so I took it out and handed it to her. She reached out and her parents said she wanted a hug. They said that was unusual for her, she was scared to talk to the Disney cosplayers on the ship.

I gave her a hug and let her keep the toy sword.

That seriously warmed my heart. I did not expect to have such a beautiful unscripted moment like that. 😊

Binder, to random
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They’re called 4k displays because that’s how many words of mandatory backstory video game developers are cramming on screen at one time these days.

DXMacGuffin,
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@Binder

Which is BS, because those words take up valuable space that they could have used to put more explosions on the screen.

DXMacGuffin, to random
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Let’s play the Monday – I post a quote from a well-known movie. If you know where it’s from, post another quote from the same movie. We’ll keep the game going as long as people know quotes from the film.

"Klaatu barada nikto!"

DXMacGuffin,
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@mdmrn

"I'm Bad Ash! And you're Good Ash! You're goody little two-shoes!"

AqiDrago, to random
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DXMacGuffin,
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@AqiDrago @metalpoetnl

Awesome! Let's keep it going with this cover of "Maniac" also by Firewind.

https://songwhip.com/firewind/maniac

DXMacGuffin, to random German
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Misheard lyrics - At about 2:50

"Covering my farts in cellophane"

¯_(ツ)_/¯

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugkW9E2uax4&t=150s

DXMacGuffin,
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@derthomas

It would be fun to do a "Misheard lyrics" day on metalhead.club.

DXMacGuffin, to random
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The theme for by @neurothing and @yourfutureex is .

The Beatles and ABBA deserve special mention for every song they ever wrote. I'm glad they inspired so many great musicians who came after them. But I can't stand any of their music.

Here are the songs where if they come on the radio, I start searching for a volume level lower than mute.

1/2

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vitani4000, to Cosplay
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✨This is #bodypaint ✨ (plus a skin tight professional SFX-grade latex bra)

This is one of my favourite looks ever! I'm BEYOND happy with this zombie. Doing illusions like this is super fun as well. 😁

See my page for more #bodypainting !

#cosplay #zombie #art #artist #mastoart #creative #makeup #Halloween

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DXMacGuffin,
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@vitani4000

Very cool! It reminds me of the character Rottytops from the Shantae games, if you're familiar with those.

DXMacGuffin, to random German
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Let’s play the Monday – I post a quote from a well-known movie. If you know where it’s from, post another quote from the same movie. We’ll keep the game going as long as people know quotes from the film.

"Only one man would dare give me the raspberry. Lone Star!"

DXMacGuffin,
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@derthomas

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!"

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