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DXMacGuffin

@DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club

Extremely cursed human. Metalhead and misanthrope. I can spell XMas. BLM supporter, anti-Trump, anti-MAGA.

Discordian. XBox gamer. Lover of South Park and Aliens.

I'll follow back if you're funny or post good music.

Recovering alcoholic since September 2021

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DXMacGuffin, to random
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“A Rose for Epona” by Eluveitie is one of the saddest songs I know. The original folk metal version suits the song, but here is a version that is just folk.

This song makes me sad, I hope to hear some happier songs for .

https://songwhip.com/valhalore/a-rose-for-epona

the_etrain, to random
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Going all in on macro plastics by eating a wiffle ball.

DXMacGuffin,
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@the_etrain

I'm eating sushi from Sam's Club. It's only slightly better.

DXMacGuffin, to progmetal
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I don't think we've ever talked about Nili Brosh for . She's a very accomplished guitarist, who has performed or recorded with Danny Elfman, DragonForce, Cirque du Soliel, and many others. She has a few albums of solo work - all instrumental. Give them a listen.

https://songwhip.com/nilibrosh/a-matter-of-perception

Alice, (edited ) to random
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If anyone propositioned me like Salt-N-Pepa in Push It, I would probably start crying and fold into myself like a Popple.

DXMacGuffin,
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@Alice

Why aren’t popples making a comeback? I think it’s time.

Where have popples been for the last 30 years?

derthomas, to random
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It is so fucking annoying that fucking EVERYBODY keeps asking if we're gonna have a second child.

DXMacGuffin,
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@derthomas @vanessawynn

"When are you going to have another one?"

"Oh no, we're not having another one. It was difficult enough to find a buyer for the first one."

LRRRonEarth, to random
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SOUNDS LIKE YOU MIGHT GET SHOT BY AN IDIOT, BUT ALRIGHT.

DXMacGuffin,
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@LRRRonEarth

i want to ask who tf would sell kyle rittenhouse a gun, but this is amurica - they'd probably give him a BOGO deal

vitani4000, to Cosplay
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✨This is ✨ (plus a skin tight professional SFX-grade latex bra)

This is one of my favourite looks ever! I'm BEYOND happy with this zombie. Doing illusions like this is super fun as well. 😁

See my page for more !

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DXMacGuffin,
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@vitani4000

Very cool! It reminds me of the character Rottytops from the Shantae games, if you're familiar with those.

Binder, to random
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They’re called 4k displays because that’s how many words of mandatory backstory video game developers are cramming on screen at one time these days.

DXMacGuffin,
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@Binder

Which is BS, because those words take up valuable space that they could have used to put more explosions on the screen.

DXMacGuffin, to random
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The is the opposite of last week - songs we never get tired of. I could put a hundred songs in this list, but here are the first five I thought of.

"Sorella Minore" by Teramaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfkIXQvM2i0

"Settle It With a Swordfight" by Jonathan Young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtgzYzkaqmE

"Gold Guns Girls" by Metric
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRtd8ArvH_s

"Missing Miss Charlene" by Lordi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsHTGhiiGI8

"Ghosts Over Calvary" by Creeper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Wsmj3nZ4s

DXMacGuffin, to random
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Maria Brink can sing like an angel, or shriek like a demon. She sounds like she would swallow your soul and wash it down with a pint of warm blood.

A lot of In This Moment songs are about empowering women. The album Black Widow in particular fired back at critics who overly-sexualize her.

For here is In This Moment's "Whore"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GurkREc-q4I

DXMacGuffin, to random
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I don’t take pictures of myself very often. For the first time ever I got prescription sunglasses. I am starting to feel like I look the part if a metalhead.

DXMacGuffin, to random
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Diablo Swing Orchestra is a unique blend of metal and swing music. Their last album was an absolute joy. Here's the music video for "Speed Dating an Arsonist" for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHeMHkPyNQ0

DXMacGuffin, to random
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I don't think I've seen anyone here mention symphonic metal band Lyriel, so I'd like to give them a boost for . Give them a listen if you don't know them already.

https://songwhip.com/lyriel/skin-and-bones

shivering_wreck, to random
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How Evergrey never did Eurovision when they've clearly mastered the wind machine, I'll never know @DXMacGuffin

Invidious: https://iv.nboeck.de/watch?v=Sp7eqmyf7uA

DXMacGuffin,
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@shivering_wreck

I love Evergrey. Tom Englund has done guest vocals for many other bands.

HailsandAles, to random
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And here is today’s sponsored ad

DXMacGuffin,
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@HailsandAles

We have pentagrams and ouija boards in the common areas for summoning demons. Thank you for your cooperation.

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DXMacGuffin,
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@AqiDrago @metalpoetnl

Awesome! Let's keep it going with this cover of "Maniac" also by Firewind.

https://songwhip.com/firewind/maniac

DXMacGuffin, to random
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By the gods, whyyyyyy? Just thinking about some of these terrible songs is enough to get them stuck in my head.

One day we will live in a better world, where the Spin Doctors have been loaded into a rocket ship and launched into the sun.

I'm going to listen to some PowerWolf now.

DXMacGuffin, to random
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2/2

"Two Princes" by Spin Doctors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue Something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ClCpfeIELw

"Bittersweet Symphony" by The Verve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

"Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw

"How Bizarre" by OMC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

DXMacGuffin, to random
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The theme for by @neurothing and @yourfutureex is .

The Beatles and ABBA deserve special mention for every song they ever wrote. I'm glad they inspired so many great musicians who came after them. But I can't stand any of their music.

Here are the songs where if they come on the radio, I start searching for a volume level lower than mute.

1/2

DXMacGuffin,
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DXMacGuffin,
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@BloodyHell @neurothing @yourfutureex

lol....I haven't seen that before

neurothing, to random Italian
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For @loewe , we venture into dark wave territory, usually well populated by female musicians.

This is by Hungry Lucy, from their album "Glo", who has more than 20 years on its shoulders. But it's still a good example of soft, romantic dark wave.

Hungry Lucy - In The Circle
https://songwhip.com/hungrylucy/in-the-circle

DXMacGuffin,
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@neurothing @loewe

Good pick dude! I love Hungry Lucy. All their albums were good, but I especially love "To Kill a King" and "Pulse of the Earth".

DXMacGuffin,
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@neurothing @loewe

That's a pretty obscure band. I didn't expect they would ever be mentioned around here.

Whatever happened to them? They broke up a long time ago, but I never saw that they went to other bands or did anything else. Did they just get regular jobs or something?

DXMacGuffin, to random German
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Alissa White-Gluz sounds like she would swallow your soul and wash it down with a pint of warm blood. So she's a perfect fit for . Here she is with Powerwolf, adding her talent to "Demons Are a Girl's Best Friend".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDZ7p7WAG2o

DXMacGuffin, to random German
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Fun fact:

The word "though" is not spelled correctly, even when it is spelled absolutely correctly.

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