DocAtCDI

DocAtCDI, 12 days ago to random

A girl I’m dating owns a bakery and works long hours. I don’t think it’s going to work out. She’s too kneady.

DocAtCDI, 22 days ago to random

I asked @MrsDocAtCDI what Women really want and she told me, attentive lovers.

Or maybe she said a tent of lovers...

I wasn't really listening...

DocAtCDI, 23 days ago to random

I told my dad I want to see Spider Man: Far From Home. He said: But surely it’s the same movie if you watch it here.

DocAtCDI, 23 days ago to random

Was at a wedding the other day. It was quite emotional. Even the cake was in tiers.

DocAtCDI, 25 days ago to random

Boy: Kissing girl on couch You wanna take this upstairs? Girl: Sure baby. Boy: Then grab the end. I can’t carry it by myself.

DocAtCDI, 25 days ago to random

just saw a phone number written on a pillar...

Should I column?

DocAtCDI, 26 days ago to random

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people...

Because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

( Send hatemail to @OldWhiteCISJackass )

DocAtCDI, 26 days ago to random

I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

DocAtCDI, 30 days ago to random

Why was Humpty Dumpty optimistic for winter?

Because he had a great fall.