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DocAtCDI, 1 day ago to random I asked @MrsDocAtCDI what Women really want and she told me, attentive lovers. Or maybe she said a tent of lovers... I wasn't really listening...
I asked @MrsDocAtCDI what Women really want and she told me, attentive lovers.
Or maybe she said a tent of lovers...
I wasn't really listening...
DocAtCDI, 1 day ago to random I told my dad I want to see Spider Man: Far From Home. He said: But surely it’s the same movie if you watch it here.
I told my dad I want to see Spider Man: Far From Home. He said: But surely it’s the same movie if you watch it here.
DocAtCDI, 2 days ago to random Was at a wedding the other day. It was quite emotional. Even the cake was in tiers.
Was at a wedding the other day. It was quite emotional. Even the cake was in tiers.
DocAtCDI, 3 days ago to random Boy: Kissing girl on couch You wanna take this upstairs? Girl: Sure baby. Boy: Then grab the end. I can’t carry it by myself.
Boy: Kissing girl on couch You wanna take this upstairs? Girl: Sure baby. Boy: Then grab the end. I can’t carry it by myself.
DocAtCDI, 3 days ago to random just saw a phone number written on a pillar... Should I column?
just saw a phone number written on a pillar...
Should I column?
DocAtCDI, 5 days ago to random You’ve really gotta hand it to short people... Because they usually can’t reach it anyway. ( Send hatemail to @OldWhiteCISJackass )
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people...
Because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
( Send hatemail to @OldWhiteCISJackass )
DocAtCDI, 4 days ago @GottaLaff @Snowshadow @Harrybear yer Right! ya gotta hand it to short people (They can't reach it themselves :P ) also I Love you! :)
@GottaLaff @Snowshadow @Harrybear
yer Right!
ya gotta hand it to short people
(They can't reach it themselves :P )
also I Love you! :)
DocAtCDI, 5 days ago to random I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
DocAtCDI, 8 days ago to random Why was Humpty Dumpty optimistic for winter? Because he had a great fall.
Why was Humpty Dumpty optimistic for winter?
Because he had a great fall.
DocAtCDI, 12 days ago to random What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-morse code.
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-morse code.
DocAtCDI, 14 days ago to random I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like theyre supposed to be.
I have CDO.
It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order.
Like theyre supposed to be.
DocAtCDI, 14 days ago to random YOU DON’T NEED TO BE PERFECT. YOU JUST NEED TO BE BETTER THAN YOU WERE YESTERDAY.
YOU DON’T NEED TO BE PERFECT. YOU JUST NEED TO BE BETTER THAN YOU WERE YESTERDAY.
DocAtCDI, 20 days ago to random My girlfriends cellphone service sucks! Eight days ago she said, Were breaking up, the call ended. it's gone straight to voicemail ever since.
My girlfriends cellphone service sucks! Eight days ago she said, Were breaking up, the call ended.
it's gone straight to voicemail ever since.
DocAtCDI, 21 days ago to random My son was playing computer games again so I said When Abe Lincoln was your age he was studying books by the light of the fireplace He thought for a moment and said When Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States Thats when I told him he was adotped
My son was playing computer games again so I said
When Abe Lincoln was your age he was studying books by the light of the fireplace
He thought for a moment and said
When Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States
Thats when I told him he was adotped
DocAtCDI, 23 days ago to random Why didnt 4 ask out 5. Because he was 2²
Why didnt 4 ask out 5.
Because he was 2²
DocAtCDI, 25 days ago to random Manager: Why would you make a good waiter at my restaurant? Me: I bring a lot to the table.
Manager: Why would you make a good waiter at my restaurant?
Me: I bring a lot to the table.
DocAtCDI, 26 days ago to random A fork will appear in the road that will lead you to your journeys end. Till then.. may the fork be with you.
A fork will appear in the road that will lead you to your journeys end. Till then.. may the fork be with you.
DocAtCDI, 26 days ago to random Lazy People Fact #562728943 You were too lazy to read that number.
Lazy People Fact #562728943
You were too lazy to read that number.
DocAtCDI, 1 month ago to random I have twin sons and now regret I didnt name them Rules And Regulations, or Hit And Run, or Law and Order or.....
I have twin sons and now regret I didnt name them Rules And Regulations, or Hit And Run, or Law and Order or.....
DocAtCDI, 1 month ago to random If there are ten cows in a field, which one is closest to Saudi Arabia? Cow eight
If there are ten cows in a field, which one is closest to Saudi Arabia?
Cow eight
DocAtCDI, 1 month ago to random Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? same with the Virgin Isles Not One Canary there Either
Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? same with the Virgin Isles
Not One Canary there Either
DocAtCDI, 1 month ago to random What do you call a man who cant stand? Neil.
What do you call a man who cant stand? Neil.
DocAtCDI, 1 month ago to random They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secrets of invisibility. If only they could see me now.
They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secrets of invisibility.
If only they could see me now.
DocAtCDI, 1 month ago to random I have a fart joke but it stinks so I guess I have to
I have a fart joke but it stinks so I guess I have to
DocAtCDI, 1 month ago to random Will you marry me - Proposal Will, You, Mary, Me -foursome request Will, you marry me - Timetravler spoiling the future Will you, Mary me - Cavewoman Introducing herself Punctuation, it's THAT important!
Will you marry me - Proposal Will, You, Mary, Me -foursome request Will, you marry me - Timetravler spoiling the future Will you, Mary me - Cavewoman Introducing herself
Punctuation, it's THAT important!