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Flash

@Flash@mastodon.world

Optimist, survivor, love to laugh. I support Joe Biden and Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
I will follow back.
Alt text suggestions appreciated very much. Iโ€™m not good at them.

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I slept in this morning, how about you?
Are you awake yet?

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Some twit on Twitter messaged me: "Your adorable". I replied: "No, you're adorable".
Now he thinks I like him when all I did was point out his grammar!

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A day without wine is like................just kidding, I have no idea. ๐Ÿ˜

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I think "Don't Kid Yourself" would be a great brand name for birth control pills.

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Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Give a man a religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.

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Amazing!

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I just noticed that my ironing board cover is wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it. Such irony......๐Ÿ˜‚

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In Italy some lambs are born high up in the mountains and they need to be carried down to the grass.
This is done via donkey with special bags.

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@Jonathanglick

It is!
https://www.brightvibes.com/why-donkeys-and-mule-nannies-carry-lambs-carried-down-italian-mountains/#:~:text=Each%20year%2C%20donkeys%20and%20mule,plains%20of%20Lombardy%20for%20grazing.

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That's the wall finished, now to trim the shrubs........

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Master of Disguise.

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A motherโ€™s loveโ€ฆ.โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

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Appreciate the beauty and wonder of Biscuithenge.โ€ฆ..

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When you have to make a fake lap for your cat in order to get your work done at home!

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Me: I think I'Il open this kitchen drawer.

Potato masher: The fuck you will.

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@ygalanter
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Well, I'll just take myself for a walk then....

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