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Flash, to random
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THINGS MY MOM TAUGHT ME:

About Religion: You better pray that will come out of the carpet.
About Time Travel: If you don't straighten up I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
About Logic: Because I said so, that's why.
About Irony: Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.
About Anticipation: You just wait till I get you home.
About Sharing: I'm going to give you a piece of my mind.
About Fear: One day I hope you'll have a child just like you.

Flash,
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@msquebanh
It’s meant to be funny.

Flash,
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@msquebanh
That’s exactly what I do.

Flash, to random
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Just heard some guy yell "F**K!" I thought it was impressive because not many people can pronounce asterisks.

Flash,
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@tantramar
It’s a joke, if you don’t get it I can’t explain it to you.

GottaLaff, to random
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🎯 I'm Laffy and I approve this message:

"In private, here is how President refers to :

“What a sick fuck”

“What a fucking asshole this guy is”

https://www.politico.com/newsletters/west-wing-playbook/2024/02/01/what-biden-really-says-about-trump-behind-closed-doors-00139178

Flash,
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@thepoliticalcat @DebR @GottaLaff
Are you talking about Biden?
Trump relished Paul Pelosi’s “hammering” at many of his rallies, when it was a MAGAt who did it. That’s the lowest I’ve ever seen anyone stoop to.

Flash,
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@DebR @thepoliticalcat @GottaLaff
Oh he’s hated in my house too. I detest that creature! I hope that after November we never have to hear his voice or see his face again!

Flash,
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@thepoliticalcat @DebR @GottaLaff
Biden is the perfect example of a good man. That’s all you have to say to sum him up. Trump is despicable, I don’t believe he has a decent cell in his entire body, in fact I believe he’s insane. You have a great weekend.

Flash, to random
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Total eclipse of the cat.

Flash,
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@BeAware

❤️🤣❤️😂❤️😅❤️

mwadmin, to random
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Today the spam accounts chose :mw: as new home base. We’re a very welcoming server but these spammers aren’t welcome.

Thank you all for reporting these accounts, we’ve removed the ones we currently saw. Might some more appear, please report them to us so we can take action.

Flash,
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@mwadmin
This is in my messages, I delete it but then it reappears. I have had to shorten it as I ran out of letters.
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Flash, (edited )
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@mwadmin
I deleted it yesterday as a reply to it takes me to a 404 error message; but it has reappeared again this morning. I took a screen shot of the page.

Flash, to random
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To understand paranoid people better, follow them around.

Flash,
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@StillIRise1963
Glad you laughed….😅

Edent, to random
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As a proud member of the "tofu eating wokerati", I have given in to the stereotype and knitted my own beancurd.

1 litre of Soya Milk.
Heated.
Mix in freshly squeezed lemon and a dash if cider vinegar.
Stir and leave to curdle.
Drain.
Press overnight.

Time to cook it!

Flash,
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@Edent
With all that oil it should slide nicely into the bin. 😀

Flash,
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@Edent
Just a bad joke about tofu being tasteless.

Flash, to random
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Flash,
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@nuncio
He’s not, why did you get that impression?

br00t4c, to college
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Flash,
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@br00t4c
Yes!
Can’t resist……..

br00t4c, to Colorado
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Heavily armed man enters amusement park but kills himself before carrying out mass shooting

https://deadstate.org/heavily-armed-man-enters-amusement-park-but-kills-himself-before-carrying-out-mass-shooting/

Flash,
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@br00t4c
Someone with guts enough to kill himself first, good!

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