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I’m starting to think Elon Musk’s mommy didn’t love him.

I’m also thinking she might have had a point.

Flash, 20 days ago to random

The inside of an astronaut’s suit. I wonder where they keep their in-flight nuts?

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Flash, 22 days ago to random

No way I’m going over that fence!

Flash, 23 days ago to random

THINGS MY MOM TAUGHT ME:

About Religion: You better pray that will come out of the carpet.
About Time Travel: If you don't straighten up I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
About Logic: Because I said so, that's why.
About Irony: Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.
About Anticipation: You just wait till I get you home.
About Sharing: I'm going to give you a piece of my mind.
About Fear: One day I hope you'll have a child just like you.

Flash, 23 days ago to random

Oh God, It's Right Behind Me, Isn't It?

Flash, 25 days ago to random

Scared some Jehovah's Witnesses today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared them more, me being completely naked or the fact that I knew where they lived.

Flash, 26 days ago to random

Doggo map.

Flash, 26 days ago to random

Cute webbed toe tattoo.

Flash, 27 days ago to random

Pegasus Grand Piano By Schimmel.

It looks like what someone in the 50's would think a piano would look like in the future.

Flash, 28 days ago to random

I hate Russian nesting dolls. They're so full of themselves

Flash, 1 month ago to random

World Wide Web contains fewer syllables than its intended short form - WWW, thus making the shorter version longer to say.
It really bothers me.

Flash, 1 month ago to random

Someone built Mickey’s car.

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Flash, 1 month ago to random

Just heard some guy yell "F**K!" I thought it was impressive because not many people can pronounce asterisks.

Flash, 1 month ago to random

A street artist draws a work of art: "the invisibility of poverty". A masterpiece. The artist’s name is Kevin Lee.

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Flash, 1 month ago to random

Ever wonder: What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Flash, 1 month ago to random

Ever wonder? How do Amish girls know if its a romantic candle-lit dinner or just a regular dinner?

Flash, 1 month ago to random

There is a new drink called the “Indictment Cocktail”: It’s a White Russian with thin orange skin and fake gold leaf garnish.

Flash, 1 month ago to random

“It is my great honor to be at Mar a Lago and to have won THE EASTER EGG HUNT TROPHY & THE SENIOR EASTER EGG HUNT TROPHY.” “I WON BOTH!,”

Flash, 1 month ago to random

Not sure if people stopped saying YOLO, or if everyone who said it died.