About Religion: You better pray that will come out of the carpet.
About Time Travel: If you don't straighten up I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
About Logic: Because I said so, that's why.
About Irony: Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.
About Anticipation: You just wait till I get you home.
About Sharing: I'm going to give you a piece of my mind.
About Fear: One day I hope you'll have a child just like you.
Scared some Jehovah's Witnesses today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared them more, me being completely naked or the fact that I knew where they lived.