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FlockOfCats

@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

Nerd who edits #science stuff. Immigrant to #Japan (#Chiba)

Plays and runs #dnd. #Grammar enthusiast. Posts stupid #jokes and #puns (sorry). He/FoC.

Famichiki Mod :famichiki: :famichiki:

I’ll be much more likely to follow back if you have a full profile and there is human interaction first 🙂

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FlockOfCats, to mastodon
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I think CWs are a great tool. I like that I can give people a heads up about some stuff.

But If you feel compelled to complain to someone else about their lack of CWs, you should probably devote that energy into setting up your own damn filters instead

JessTheUnstill, to random

"Y'all" and "All y'all" are such useful gender neutral plural 2nd person nouns. FAR superior to "guys".

FlockOfCats,
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@JessTheUnstill

Yeah, I say “guys” a lot and I’m making an effort to go back to y’all, which I had previous exiled from my vocab to not sound like a country bumpkin. 🤠

But then I saw a post that said something along the lines of like “whenever a man tells you that “guys” is gender neutral, see how they respond when you ask how many guys they’ve fucked”

FlockOfCats, to random
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Illegal on twitter now

FlockOfCats, to Titanic
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Y’all, between the and the and that 5000-mile blob of in Florida, it seems like the ocean is going a little crazy right now.

Has somebody done something to piss off Mr. Nimbus?

FlockOfCats, to mastodon
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Sometimes is like the watched pot that never boils. I refresh and refresh and a trickle of posts. But when I put the phone down for a few minutes, I come back to a gazillion unread🫨

FlockOfCats, to random
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Sure orcas work in theory

FlockOfCats, to random
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Muting RFK, Jr. because he makes me want to vom 🤮

FlockOfCats,
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Btw autocorrect changed “RFK Jr makes me want to vom” to “RFK Jr makes me want to come” and ugggggg gross, that shit is not ok autocorrect🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

FlockOfCats, to random
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At least now I have this to look forward to

From: @laurahelmuth
https://mastodon.social/@laurahelmuth/110587801205370139

redhero, to random
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Tired of hearing about that thing!!! Who’s with me!!!??

FlockOfCats,
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FlockOfCats, to random
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It seems to be happening everywhere so I might as well get in on it.

I’m gonna go enshitify my toilet.

FlockOfCats, (edited )
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Still deciding how to enshitify my toilet

Possibly literally…or possibly by starting WaaS*

*Washlet as a Service

Dana, to random
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When I saw this tshirt on zozotown, obviously I bought it immediately

FlockOfCats,
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@softicecreamlesley @Blanche @Dana @dwvcd probably frog hat too, since it’s closest to

UnFitz2, to random

The Exorcist (1973):

Worst workout video ever. One star, do not recommend.

FlockOfCats,
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@UnFitz2 sore neck?

stopthatgirl7, to Titanic
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It takes a lot of scrolling to reach the wreckage. https://neal.fun/deep-sea/

FlockOfCats,
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@stopthatgirl7 @stopthatgirl7

Enter the Blue Tang (36 Meters)

FlockOfCats, to Medicine
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Reading about total neoadjuvant therapy now and it is a little weird to see sentences about how TNT is effective for early-stage cancer 🧨 😬

FlockOfCats, to random
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≦ ≧

I hate these so much!

I doubly hate them when I correct them to the versions used in English (and most other languages), ≤ ≥, and the client changes them back to the Japanese version, no doubt thinking to themselves that the editor fucked it up because they don’t understand basic math symbols.

/end rant

fancysandwiches, to macrophotography
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Are there are insect enthusiasts out there able to identify this little guy?

FlockOfCats,
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FlockOfCats, to random
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Regretting some of my Geki Kara Mania life choices at the moment

FlockOfCats,
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@pippa this was at :family_mart: :family_mart_socks:

It was too spicy for me 🥵, but your mileage may very (for reference, I think 3辛 is pleasantly spicy at :cocoichi:)

FlockOfCats, to random
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Honeybees work from comb 🐝

soycamo, to random
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Considering how often I crave waffles and there are no waffles in my immediate area... maybe I should get a waffle maker.

FlockOfCats,
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@kawasemi @soycamo

Lol I love it! 🧇🧇🧇🧇

JorisMeys, to random
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I am about to kick some journalists in the nuts real hard.

YOU failed to report on the dire warnings of scientists the past checks the 6 IPCC reports 33 years with your bloody "both-sideism" and now it's our fault?

Fuck you, the Hill. Fuck you very very much.

https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/4057045-catch-22-scientific-communication-failures-linked-to-faster-rising-seas/

FlockOfCats,
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@mysticeti thanks I hate it

isaacw, to random

Every business interaction in 2023

FlockOfCats,
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@isaacw it’s funny cuz it’s true 😞

FlockOfCats, to random
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“The”: A thread 🧵

Starting with:

The Pudding / The プリン

A sign that says the pudding in Japanese

FlockOfCats,
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THE NUTS, courtesy @Chanclatrix

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