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Hundstrasse

@Hundstrasse@retro.pizza

Rambling gamer, perpetually working on some kind of incomplete side-project. Mostly retro and also donkeys playing games.

(He/HEE-HAW/Him)

#Gaming #RetroGaming #Blogging

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dinosaurgerms, to retrogaming
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Hundstrasse,
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@dinosaurgerms I was about to be all like "Dang, that planet is full of fire!"... And then I realised that OUR planet is full of fire.

It's a title screen that works on multiple levels... 😶

Hundstrasse, to retrogaming
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After Metal Gear Acid 2, I wanted something a bit less brain for my times, so threw in SSX on Tour which I picked recently.

I was kind of expecting just a straight port attempt, but it's a weird hybrid which has so far only featured courses from SSX3. The slimmed down control scheme is fine, but they stuck with the generic "build your own player" with very limited customisation. Kind of wish they'd gone back to specific characters like in 3.

18+ Hundstrasse, to retrogaming
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Just watched the credits roll on Metal Gear Acid 2 on . Definitely preferred the first one, I think no. 2 somehow diluted the gameplay. Chain linked cards always seemed to catch me off guard, and whilst upgrades for cards is a sensible Idea, it just seemed to make deck sorting kind of hard work. Didn't really mix it up for the whole game. Still enjoyed it though!

CW: Metal Gear Acid 2 ending spoilers

Hundstrasse,
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@troublewithwords I thought that they were both enjoyable. The turn based combined with cards and deck building works really well, especially as a handheld title.

Hundstrasse, to random
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Wait?? Is Labyrinth Zone a perfect analogy for my job?

  • slow to make progress
  • often getting dragged in directions that I don't want to
  • I can often see hazards coming slowly towards me, but unable to do anything about it.
  • sustained by periodic bubbles (of coffee)
  • an elusive boss that I just can't seem to catch?
Hundstrasse,
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(I actually get on well with my boss)

trixter, to random
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Intentionally going to the flea market on my bike without the milk crate on the back so I forcibly limit how much dumb shit I can bring home

Hundstrasse,
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@trixter kind of assumed that you'd have also managed to find panniers in the flea market! 😅

Hundstrasse, to random
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Idea: we all get one extra day off a year and in exchange, that's the only day that apps are allowed to have a "How are you finding this app?" Pop-up.

18+ mforester, to random
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I finished #Firewatch. I was right the last time: it took only about 20 more minutes to see the credits roll.
Sadly, that also only left me with the big reveal. I'm...maybe disappointed? I don't know. Everything resolves nicely, but I can't help but think that playing the whole thing in one or two longer sittings would have made it hit harder.
I basically ended the game the last time with one big puzzle piece and found the smaller second piece today. 😕
#ShareYourGames

Hundstrasse,
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@mforester I remember enjoying it, but I can't really remember anything about the plot now 😅. It was a while ago.

Hundstrasse, to random
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Creators of Metal Gear Acid 2: " oh yeah, and we're going to have a 3D mode with a special cardboard 3D viewer for it"

"Okkkkay.... Why?"

"So we can include 3D videos of bikini clad models of course... That are completely unrelated to the actual game"

"....."

I always forget that Metal Gear games are like this. 😕

Hundstrasse, to random
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I bought shoes for myself because I thought they looked cool/cute, which I never do, and they arrived... But they're like cycling shoes with the clip things on the bottom and now I'm both disappointed and feel like a fool

Hundstrasse,
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... And I have to pay to return them

Hundstrasse, to random
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...and exactly why isn't there an epic open world game based on Disney's Robin Hood??

Hundstrasse,
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@repeatro ouch! Kicking me when I'm down! 😂

Hundstrasse,
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@FreiGuy86 looks like some classic pnc! 😁

Hundstrasse, to random
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quietaria, to random
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I accidentally brushed my teeth with part shampoo today ;_; HELP. there are flowers in my mouth. I am taking poison damage

Hundstrasse,
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@quietaria but your teeth are so glossy and smooth!

Hundstrasse,
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@quietaria my favourite toothbrushing blunder was when I was staying at someone's house and brushing my teeth, but the mirror was over the cabinet where I'd put my wash kit and not over the sink (where I guess they normally are?)

Anywho, I was brushing my teeth and looking in the mirror. Finished. And then just emptied a mouthful of toothpastey foam into my wash kit before I'd realised what I'd done 😳

dinosaurgerms, to retrogaming
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Hundstrasse,
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@dinosaurgerms Waves frantically HI MAGNETO!!

Hundstrasse,
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@dinosaurgerms

Wearing a salesperson tie, raps knuckles on the cabinet

"Do you hear that? Solid computer through and through. We've jammed more computer in here than ever before."

Hundstrasse, to retrogaming
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Firing up some Metal Gear Acid 2 on

Hundstrasse, to random
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Dancing around the kitchen singing along with Jack Black and the Peaches song

Hundstrasse,
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Top tips if you want to get started with kitchen dancing:

  • Nobody can see you
  • If someone can see you, make sure you're dancing even harder
  • Music should be what you want to dance to not what you think you should dance to
  • Engage the butt
  • no... More butt than that...
micheal, to Games
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Game selection for the evening; Dirt 2, Harvest Moon, and Medievil for the PSP.

Hundstrasse,
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@micheal nice! 😁

Hundstrasse, to retrogaming
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Hundstrasse, to random
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... Every so often I remember that I made some games for years ago... And then I try and play them and... I suck at them. But some super awesome people made online emulators, so you can try them too! (Although I'm gonna say that they're way harder with touchscreen controls than the original hardware.

First up is 'Not Just a Hatrack' which was just me messing around with how platformers work. You gotta believe me, it feels tighter with clicky buttons. 🎩

🧵 1/3

https://felipemanga.github.io/ProjectABE/?hex=https://raw.githubusercontent.com/eried/ArduboyCollection/master/Platformer%2FNot%20Just%20a%20Hat%20Rack%2FNot%20Just%20a%20Hat%20Rack.hex

Hundstrasse,
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@tripplehelix difficulty is tough to get right! 😅 Hopefully you discovered other Arduboy classics to play.

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