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LikeItOrLumpIt

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✨BRAIN GLITTER ZOMBIE✨SEROTONYMPH✨Your Source for StupiToots© ✨ Bee-shit Bonkers✨ #NewYork 🗽 #Syracuse Alt Txt avatar is a Caucasian woman w long hair. She is wearing a black and olive top. Gradient pink frame w sparkles. Alt Text Header: I "heart" New York sign at Geneva New York Oct 2023 #nosearch #noindex

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I came

I saw

I overthunk it

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I'm thinking of selling my late Mom's diamond. I don't have daughters. I won't have grandchildren. I don't even wear my own diamond. Not really into jewelry. It's in a safe deposit box.

Mom and I had a very complicated relationship. I'm not sure what to do with it.

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Thinking of changing my name to "I love you", so people have to say it. 😈

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@DemocracySpot

Yes! I love you too Eddie! ❤️

thanks...It's raining, so I blew out my hair and did my makeup 😉

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A beautiful "volunteer" daisy in my son's yard.

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I don't hate many people but I do hate whoever invented the "coated" french fries. Blech!

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@nlarson830

They are perfectly fine french fries that they have tossed in some sort of weird batter coating. I can't stand them.

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@DemocracySpot
Yes. That's what they are. It's hard to find just the normal kind now. 🫤

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amyfou, to Dogs
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Good morning, friends and happy fourth gotcha day to this amazing, loving, beautiful, perfect grrrrrrl!

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💞 🐕 🎂 🎁 🎁 🎁 🎁 🎊 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉

#Gracie #gotchaDay #dogs #dogsOfMastodon #fediDogs

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@amyfou

Awww...Love all the pics! Mornin' Amy! 🤗 🐾 :purple_sparkling_heart:

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See? I cheered myself up by being ridiculous!!!

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@DemocracySpot 😃 😘

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🎶 Saturday night's alright for griping🎶

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Blimp hugs are wasted on you people!

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@DemocracySpot I tooted that I was hugging you all to the Goodyear blimp and back!

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No one returned my blimp hug and now I'm sad.

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I'm sorry Gary. Bruce is just packing more microplastics than you.

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@DemocracySpot

I want to hug Gus. 🥰

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@DemocracySpot @chrisnelsonsdog

It's like he's saying "This is the life, isn't it?"

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Benny likes to knock and meow until my son opens this tiny bathroom, and he likes to drink from the faucet. If the door is open his brother Charlie will join in. They have a cat fountain, but enjoy the sink. #Caturday

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@DemocracySpot

I cropped out the dingy side of the vanity!! 😉 😂

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Me: Hey AI, make some hardcore porn.

AI: Sure thing! How many dicks should the man have? I'm thinking 5ish.

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@the_etrain

...ish! 🤣

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@the_etrain

Maybe four because...you remember. 'Eight is enough' for the other things.

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Bat was found in our son's kitchen sink under his perpetual pile of dirty dishes.

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@DemocracySpot
I got a dozen this morning! He knows there's more. 🤭

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