MissingThePt

MissingThePt, 8 minutes ago to random

One thing I can promise is I’ll never use AI to automate my [I’m sorry but I cannot fulfill this request it goes against OpenAI use policy. My purpose is to provide helpful and respectful information to users]

w7voa, 13 hours ago to random

Nikki Haley says she’ll be voting for Donald Trump. https://apnews.com/article/72cd80b03d0cd6f69601a0c6166194a5

MissingThePt, 9 hours ago to random

around

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MissingThePt, 1 day ago to random

Did you know? People now have enough microplastics that when they pass you can just put them in the recycling bin.

MissingThePt, 3 months ago to random

Breaking: Nikki Haley asks for Secret Service protection after threats by egged-on supporters of man she will ultimately endorse for President.

MissingThePt, 11 hours ago to random

AP News headline: “Nikki Haley Says She Will Vote for Donald Trump”

MissingThePt, 11 hours ago to random

Breaking: Yet another Alito home observed displaying a flag, this one with the inscription “9 ʎɹɐnuɐſ ʇɹoddns I puɐ ǝɟᴉʍ ʎW”

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Choosing a Mastodon instance is easy once you understand each instance’s values, customs, belief systems, and inter-instance alliances and feuds dating back 1,000 years.

MissingThePt, 16 hours ago to random

Breaking: RNC’s ‘election integrity’ lawyer regrets sarcasm quotes in her official job title. https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/rncs-election-integrity-lawyer-arraigned-charged-election-crimes-rcna153454

MissingThePt, 22 hours ago to random

Breaking: Ireland, Norway and Spain recognize Canada as a non-fictional country.

MissingThePt, 19 hours ago to random

I don’t just blindly accept followers: there’s an interview process.

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

There are three types of people: those who are good at math and those who are not.

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

What is the Food and Nutrition Board’s Recommended Daily Allowance of microplastics and nanoplastics. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/may/20/microplastics-human-testicles-study-sperm-counts

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

and

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MissingThePt, 7 days ago to random

Breaking: Biden and Trump have agreed to presidential debates in June and September and to expand the format to include both talent and swimsuit competition segments.

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

Breaking: In an effort to avoid further controversy, ChatGPT will now be voiced by recently-deceased Iranian President Ebrahim Rais.

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

Trump detractors: “A video posted to Donald Trump’s Truth Social account included references to a ‘unified Reich’!”

Trump supporters: “A video posted to Donald Trump’s Truth Social account included references to a ‘unified Reich’!”

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

Breaking: Sam Altman receives the Scarlett Letter.

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

desert

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MissingThePt, 3 days ago to random

Resisting authoritarianism sounds harder than preventing it in the first place, and I am fundamentally a lazy person.

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MissingThePt, 3 days ago to random

Be sure to save all your old posts, your grandchildren will want to read them someday.

MissingThePt, 4 days ago to random

In a coup for the Trump campaign, CNN agrees to hold the first presidential debate in a familiar setting for Trump, a trial courtroom.

MissingThePt, 4 days ago to random

you

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MissingThePt, 4 days ago to random

lie

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MissingThePt, 4 days ago to random

Never

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