MissingThePt

MissingThePt, 11 hours ago to random

Breaking: Yet another Alito home observed displaying a flag, this one with the inscription “9 ʎɹɐnuɐſ ʇɹoddns I puɐ ǝɟᴉʍ ʎW”

MissingThePt, 22 hours ago to random

Breaking: Ireland, Norway and Spain recognize Canada as a non-fictional country.

MissingThePt, 1 day ago to random

Did you know? People now have enough microplastics that when they pass you can just put them in the recycling bin.

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

What is the Food and Nutrition Board’s Recommended Daily Allowance of microplastics and nanoplastics. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/may/20/microplastics-human-testicles-study-sperm-counts

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

Breaking: In an effort to avoid further controversy, ChatGPT will now be voiced by recently-deceased Iranian President Ebrahim Rais.

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

Breaking: Sam Altman receives the Scarlett Letter.

MissingThePt, 2 days ago to random

There are three types of people: those who are good at math and those who are not.

MissingThePt, 3 days ago to random

Resisting authoritarianism sounds harder than preventing it in the first place, and I am fundamentally a lazy person.

From: @shoq
https://mastodon.social/@shoq/112470363139181930

MissingThePt, 3 days ago to random

Be sure to save all your old posts, your grandchildren will want to read them someday.

MissingThePt, 4 days ago to random

In a coup for the Trump campaign, CNN agrees to hold the first presidential debate in a familiar setting for Trump, a trial courtroom.

MissingThePt, 4 days ago to random

Never

From: @MissingThePt
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MissingThePt, 4 days ago to random

lie

From: @MissingThePt
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MissingThePt, 4 days ago to random

you

MissingThePt, 5 days ago to random

These unsold Teslas piling up in parking lots deserve to fulfill their destiny — having their Tesla Autopilot engaged while being driven on the highway and swerving into a drainage ditch. https://insideevs.com/news/720018/thousands-unsold-tesla-evs-parking-lots/

MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

The Real Insurrectionist Wives of the Supreme Court

MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

Breaking: Donald Trump seen passing note to Michael Cohen during recess in trial.

MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

Whether it’s Biden wanting the debate mic to automatically cut off after speaking time has run or Trump cooking the books to cover up hush money to a porn star to conceal his adulterous affair, each candidate’s desire to silence others has led to an extraordinary break with historical norms.

MissingThePt, 6 days ago to random

“As the crew stood at the bridge mystified by how the autopilot malfunctioned, they spotted in the distance an orca pod frolicking as it receded, with two orcas tapping their dorsal fins together in what they later swore to investigators looked exactly like a high-five gesture.” https://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/barge-hits-bridge-galveston-texas-damaging-structure-causing-110268882

MissingThePt, 7 days ago to random

Charles in Charge of our days and our nights
Charles in Charge of our wrongs and our rights
And I sing, I want, I want Charles in Charge of me.

MissingThePt, 7 days ago to random

“What if it were like Google, only a little bit worse?”

— Google, every day since 1999

MissingThePt, 7 days ago to random

They could’ve just borrowed mine. https://nypost.com/2024/05/14/lifestyle/anti-sex-beds-have-arrived-at-paris-olympics-after-horny-athletes-admit-to-orgies/?utm_source=yahoo&utm_campaign=nypost&utm_medium=referral

MissingThePt, 7 days ago to random

Biden and Trump agree that RFK Jr. may join their presidential debates but only if he is first dewormed.

MissingThePt, 7 days ago to random

Breaking: Biden and Trump have agreed to presidential debates in June and September and to expand the format to include both talent and swimsuit competition segments.

MissingThePt, 8 days ago to random

In hopes of garnering more face time with Trump, his potential vice presidential picks announce they will try to be indicted in one of the courthouses trying the former president.

MissingThePt, 7 days ago to random

I just saw a "No Farms No Food" bumper sticker which makes no sense, there would still be grocery stores.