MissingThePt

MissingThePt, 7 months ago to random

The difference between Wikipedia and Twitter is that Wikipedia is intentionally a non-profit.

MissingThePt, 10 months ago to random

Breaking: US Coast Guard detects “banging” noises from hermetically-sealed Twitter.

MissingThePt, 10 months ago to random

Jesus, take the gun away from him already.

MissingThePt, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago) to random

Redoing an old poll to see if the results still hold.

Which generation has the strongest argument that they are typically ignored?

MissingThePt, 8 months ago to random

Why doesn’t Elon charge people who don’t use Twitter, it’s a faster-growing market segment.

MissingThePt, 8 months ago to random

I have been backing up Mastodon by printing all of your toots on index cards and filing them in my basement.

MissingThePt, 9 months ago to random

"Twitter/X plans to disable the block feature, impacting both user experience and safety.”

"There's this alternative called Mastod-"

"And it’s beholden to one vain, insecure, capricious man obsessed with fighting Zuck."

"There's this federated option Mast-"

"Not to mention it refuses to suspend pro-Hitler accounts and unsuspends CSAM accounts because it’s lucrative."

"The non-profit Ma-"

"Welp, nothing to be done about Twitter/X I suppose, might as well stick it out on this hellhole."

MissingThePt, 2 months ago to random

I love to hear stories from back in the olden days. Tell me what it was like in the 1990s.

MissingThePt, 6 months ago to random

Twitter wants to be a banking AND a dating app? You’ll have to be very specific as to which ATM you are looking for.

MissingThePt, 5 months ago to random

Tesla to add recorded “banging” noises to the Cybertruck so that the Coast Guard can more easily locate wreckage.

MissingThePt, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to fediverse

With all the new people I thought this might be a fun way to interact and show the reach of the #fediverse.

Where do you live?

(Feel free to vote and boost so we can get the biggest sample size possible)

MissingThePt, 7 months ago to random

Elon vows to make Mexico pay to fix Twitter.

MissingThePt, 8 months ago to random

I think fewer billionaires should have the powers of a nation state, perhaps even approaching zero.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Choosing a Mastodon instance is easy once you understand each instance’s values, customs, belief systems, and inter-instance alliances and feuds dating back 1,000 years.

MissingThePt, 8 months ago to random

No child has died as a result of Tesla Autopilot.

For our early test drives, to minimize risk to healthy children, we chose terminal children (those we were just as fine having die).

MissingThePt, 10 months ago to random

Pro tip: Start every post with “my phone is about to die” and then you can end it whenever you want if you haven’t thought of a good

MissingThePt, 7 months ago to random

Breaking: January 6 rioter first to smash a U.S. Capitol window while shouting “We paid for it, it’s our fucking building” sentenced to 7 years in another building he paid for.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2023/10/06/jenkins-jan-6-choir-member-sentence-attack/

MissingThePt, 6 months ago to random

A year ago today the Missing The Point account was started on Mastodon by a starry-eyed newbie with nothing but big dreams to make people laugh and the best posts AI could generate. Throughout the day this thread will share the top ten most-favorited posts of the year, along with some behind-the-scenes commentary.

In honor of Missing The Point’s one-year Mastodon anniversary, you are hereby granted a day off work tomorrow, simply show this post to your boss. Enjoy the three-day weekend.

1/11

MissingThePt, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to random

Area man who can’t set up PC laptop wants to implant a chip in your brain.

MissingThePt, 10 months ago to random

Listen, Mastodon isn’t about how much “engagement” your post gets or its “reach.”

Boost if you agree.

MissingThePt, 10 months ago to random

People are laughing at Twitter being down once again, but you try running a website with one hand and measuring your penis with the other.

MissingThePt, 10 months ago (edited 9 months ago) to random

It began with the forging of the Great Platforms. 3 were given to the Blueskies, self-assessed wisest and fairest of all. 7 to the Twitter Edgelords, great memers and alt-right craftsmen. And 9, 9 were gifted to the race of Mastodon, who above all else desire content warnings. But they were all of them deceived, for another platform was made. Deep in the land of Meta, in the Fires of IG, the Dark Lord Zuck forged a federated platform, and into this he poured his cruelty, his malice and his

MissingThePt, 10 months ago to random

Elon is a felon

Am I doing this right?!

MissingThePt, 10 months ago to random

A Meta Threads post is called a zuck and a repost is a rezuck.

MissingThePt, 10 months ago to random

Trump will benefit from incarceration in Florida because it will teach him useful skills.