Mrfunkedude

Mrfunkedude, 12 days ago to random

Currently watching “Clerks 3“.

No one spoil it for me.

Mrfunkedude, 12 days ago to random

The fact that A.I. doesn't exist, but we call all the different types of machine learning "A.I." because it's more marketable, is a perfect representation of how humanity would rather worship a lie that sells, than a boring truth.

Mrfunkedude, 12 days ago to random

How exactly are fossils fueled?

Mrfunkedude, 13 days ago to random

Someone once told me that all pets are "emotional hostages".

I told them "My pets manipulate me all of the time to feed them, take them on walks, play with them, train them, give them set boundaries, stimulate their minds, and produce scratches and scritches on demand and if I don't they'll bark, sulk, or shit on the floor in retaliation. SO WHO'S THE EMOTIONAL HOSTAGE AGAIN???"

Mrfunkedude, 13 days ago (edited 5 days ago) to random

I FOUND A HOME!

https://davbot.media/a/mrfunkedude

Ignore the rest of this post.

I’m currently looking for a new PeerTube home. Diode.zone is trying to scale down and since I have a large account with 4 channels that’s 216 gigs in size, I thought I’d help by finding a new instance.

If you have a #PeerTube instance, or know someone that does, who can handle my four channels, and would like my content on their instance, please let me know. ###

Mrfunkedude, 14 days ago to random

I've had several experiences with individuals who were faced with the brutal honesty of the end of their lives.

The impermanence of life is something that the vast majority of us pretend doesn't exist until we are forced to face it.

Watching my friend struggle with knowing that at best he might have a few more years to live, is humbling. It reminds me of the impermanence of my own life, and helps me to be more grateful for my friends and loved ones, as it does for him as well.

Mrfunkedude, 14 days ago to random

You ever stop and think about the fact that countries would rather kill the majority of their sons and daughters over land and power disputes than solve those same disputes over a game like "rock, paper, scissors"?

Humans are fucking weird.

Mrfunkedude, 15 days ago to random

It's been around a week since I switched to Linux Mint as my main OS and here are a few thoughts...

If you have a PS5 and like to play remotely from your PC, Chiaki is the app for you. A little wonky to configure, but so far works great.

So far the majority of software that I used with Windows has a Linux equivalent. If it doesn't, I've had to find workarounds.

Haven't had ANY driver problems at all.

So far there haven't been any big issues and it's been pretty painless.

Yay!

Mrfunkedude, 15 days ago to random

Girlfriend: "My brother thinks you manipulate me. Are you manipulating me?" (she teases)

Me: "Are you happy?"

GF: "Yes! Very!"

Me: (smiling like a Cheshire cat.) Than don't ask how the magic works. Just enjoy the show!

GF: (Socks me in the arm.)

Me: "Hey!"

GF: (kisses me)

Mrfunkedude, 15 days ago to random

Trying to decide if I want continue to pay the $130 for the two years of Proton VPN service.

Then I remembered that Google is my ISP.

So yeah, maybe I WILL renew.

Mrfunkedude, 15 days ago to random

If I'm elected Mayor of Mastodon...

Every fart joke will earn you 15 points of influence which can then be traded for clout at an equal rate.

That clout can then be used to purchase merch like, "The federated toaster" or a "Decentralized shower head" at the official Fediverse shop.

Thank you for your vote.

Mrfunkedude, 15 days ago to random

It's Thursday!

Now is not the time to give up!!!

Mrfunkedude, 15 days ago to random

Stupid butt. Waking me up early.

LET ME SLEEP IN FOR ONCE!!!

Mrfunkedude, 15 days ago to random

For anyone that cares I finished Assassins Creed Mirage last night.

It was "meh".

Short, glitchy in parts, and didn't really add much to the lore. I'm glad I only paid $25 for it.

Not bad. Just not very exciting either.

Mrfunkedude, 15 days ago to random

Still waiting for something to be postposterous.

Mrfunkedude, 15 days ago to random

Look, just between me and you…

I don’t care what your kink is, but I do wonder why you have two electric toothbrush in your bathroom and just one is labeled “for teeth“ ?

Mrfunkedude, 15 days ago to random

Currently not sure if I should be awake.

Mrfunkedude, 16 days ago (edited 15 days ago) to random

If you were a young child in the late 70's early 80's, the loyalty to the brand was a heated debate on the playground.

Which did you choose?

Mrfunkedude, 16 days ago to random

Hold this earworm for me...

A man stands and sings this song into a tiny mic.

Mrfunkedude, 16 days ago to random

It's Wednesday!

Wishing everyone a wonderful day filled with wins and warmth. Wake up with a smile and work towards your goals with wisdom and willpower!

Mrfunkedude, 17 days ago to random

Did you know that it takes the average analog clock 12 hours to make a full rotation of it's hands?

#obviousfacts #uselessfacts

Mrfunkedude, 16 days ago to random

Everything in your entire life led you to this very moment.

Right here.

Right now.

To this post.

🚽🍑💨

Mrfunkedude, 17 days ago to random

A.I. is the new drug.

Lot's of people are using it but wont admit to it in public.

Mrfunkedude, 17 days ago to random

I'm a firm believer that it's not what you say, but how you tell someone to "fuck off".

Mrfunkedude, 17 days ago to random

Ok I'm starting to think that the two prunes I've been eating after dinner for the last few nights combined with the fiber supplements I take in the morning with breakfast MIGHT be a bit too much for my system to handle.

I will NOT be answering questions.