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Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social

Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Amateur photographer. Will create for food.

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    @begamit Farts should be judged on 3 categories

    1. Sound
    2. Stink
    3. Distance
    begamit, to random

    No confundes mi postura, soy ateo, yo no creo en ningun dios.

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    @begamit Mentiroso. Adoras al dios de los pedos.

    That_One_Guy, to random
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    I'm having a hard time figuring out what to do today. Maybe a quick puff on a joint would help?

    Towelie from South Park

    Mrfunkedude,
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    @That_One_Guy Great idea!

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    A TV plot that I HATE is when parents have to reveal some secret to their teenagers like, I'm a spy, I'm a super hero, I'm a thief, whatever, and the kids FREAK out...

    "Why didn't you tell me?!

    As if they have never had any contact with a child and don't know that little kids can't keep secrets for shit.

    Just once I want to see...

    "Billy you told everyone at my birthday when you were 5 that I shit myself the day before because I'm lactose intolerant. You think I'd tell you I was a spy??? "

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    @That_One_Guy ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

    Yep. Kids can't keep a secret for shit.

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    @That_One_Guy My kid didn't know I smoked weed until she was a teen and I stopped hiding it from her when it became legal.

    "When did you start smoking that??"

    "Before you were born."

    "Why didn't you tell me???"

    "Because you were a dumb kid with a big mouth."

    She takes a moment and says, "Yeah. I can see that."

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    Biscuits!

    Baked biscuits

    Mrfunkedude,
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    Eggs cheese biscuits chorizo gravy

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    Hi Everyone!๐Ÿ‘‹

    Regret can be a heavy burden, but there are ways to cope. Here are three tips:

    Practice self-compassion- just because you made a mistake doesn't mean that you're a failure.
    Learn from your mistakes and use them as opportunities for growth. When we learn, we grow!
    Create a plan to move forward and take action. The only mistakes we make are the ones we repeat. Take the opportunity to learn and grow.

    Don't allow regret to stop you. Learn, and grow.

    You rock!

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    It's that time again.

    It's BOOSTING time ๐Ÿš€!!!

    What are you up to ? Share your thoughts, plans, and moments with us using the hashtag . Boost others who are also using the same hashtag and let's keep this community lively!

    We are the sum of our experiences! Let's share them!

    Let's GO!

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    I need this on a throw pillow...

    "When the road you're traveling seems all uphill.
    When you've done all you can and you've had your fill.
    When life all around you doesn't seem to fit.
    Don't come to me, I don't give a shit."

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    @DoubleTreble the giggles is what I was going for.

    Most of my content is "contrast comedy" as @jeanettepizzurro said referring to my post the other day, of me calling people dipshits as I tell them to practice kindness.

    Subverting expectations is fun.

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    @DoubleTreble @jeanettepizzurro ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Mrfunkedude,
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    @NerdRage42 ๐Ÿคฃ no but it could be!

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    This morning thing...

    Is it going to just keep happening?

    Mrfunkedude,
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    @JamesDRyan Whew!

    Mrfunkedude,
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    @mentallyalex IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!

    Mrfunkedude,
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    @ForfarFairLady That's usually because it's the shortest route to my brain.

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    @janeenlee ๐Ÿคฎ

    Mrfunkedude,
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    @janeenlee Can't stand coffee or tea. Probably has something to do with my previous background of being raised a Mormon. (no longer)

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    @me It's not something I talk about here unless directly asked. I try (not always well) to not post about politics or religion. Too divisive. People attach their egos to the subject making any objective discussion difficult. It's a headache I try to avoid.

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    Right. Sarcasm is TOTALLY my love language.

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    Iโ€™m making biscuits tomorrow for breakfast. Itโ€™s Martha Stewartโ€™s recipe. Iโ€™ve made them before and they are very good. Iโ€™ll try to take some pictures tomorrow.

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    Repeat after meโ€ฆ

    โ€œCop didnโ€™t see it? I didnโ€™t do it.โ€

    Repeat as needed.

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    You're not as ugly as you think you are.

    Mrfunkedude,
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    @nlarson830 That works too. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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